An owl next to an egg is a good omen though :)

"and the dustbin begged for us to take you away from it"

He didn't age well.

Ugly and small, yet a lot of followers... Danny DeVito wasn't my first thought, but it's a less cursed one.

See, THAT would have made the movies scary.

Makes me vaguely think of Asimov laws, if threatened in a way where harming the other person is the only solution, would not doing anything be considered harming myself? And if so, is the binding so powerful that it creates another path of reality where the attacker just stops by themselves? Or maybe it works on everyone and not just those who see this post?

In 2020, even Chronos' gender is subject to debate.

Hello.
My name is not the same as my original research
You killed my cat and I was like a ghost
Prepare to be my friend and then I'll have you back to the end.

Ow they're into charity work that's so heartwarming.

I'm having the same reaction I had when someone told me very matter-of-factly that euphorbs come from space. I'm all ears to hear whatever they can say to explain these wild ass claims.

I thought I was on funsubstance, not on consideryourownepehemerealityandsubsequentdeathsubstance.

Millenials: Water you thinking @title, death is a gift.

My memory must be getting better, I remember seeing this post here recently.

Bottom line is, whatever you choose you can't escape being used.

And what a thrilling game it is.

"Instead of "I'm sad", try saying "I'm sad, just right now"" (that was from this watercolor comic with a guy and his cat.

My cat neighbor will meow and jump to catch my hand when I stop petting him and start going home, and our cats are always at the door looking outside when we come back from an errand... cats are clingy too.

The meme and title make the same amount of sense to me.

That's the best way so far to look like an elephant.