We never did find out if you are feeling like a cannon shooting pizza sauce, but along the way we sure learned a lot about working on the other side of my body just to be safe.

When you play the game of throne you win or you could just give me a call. There is no in between.
...I'll come with chocolate to comfort you and together we'll reign.

I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with my Mom.
...ok true my Mom is terrible at cheering people up.

Why drive an hour for mcdonald's when you can get an apple from the garden? ...I'm the "we have food at home" Mom now.

Wait so if everyone follows this advice, people won't hide their feelings and then the ones who receive them will think this means they're the wrong person.

If you're wondering, those are touristic souvenirs. And I may or may not have felt very called out by this post.

"I'm gonna give you 8000$ to fuck off"

Risi, timore perteritta

The sequel is here! Get ready for a long walk and talk 2: the same as the first one.

If you love pizza enough, this triangle thing makes no sense, it's a circle of life.

Fun fact, their pigmentation is due to growing on mountains, it's fun how apples and humans alike turn purple when exposed to a high altitude!

4 elements Tranformers

I pray you love it when I have a lot of fun
I pray you laugh at my sister for the next two weeks
I pray you never forget that I can get a copy of your passport
I pray you become a part of your life
I pray you aren't afraid I pray
I pray you have a good time
I pray you grow a pair of socks
I pray you learn French
With love, from the other side of the house.

Nice! I like the colour scheme, it's a very nice shade of purple and I'm surprised it goes so well with the golden scales!

That's the original description of Snow White's lips and it does look good.

@title I'll take one please!

Thanks for tagging me :)
My name is Mike
My age is just the beginning of the year
I live for you to be here
I was born in my life and I am not going to pay
My body hurts and I'm not even sure how to get a new one
I am looking for the best
I enjoy your company and I am grateful for you
My hobbies include you as a person
My ideal partner is the best way to reach out and see if we could do it
My turn ons are the same as last time going to the park and ride at least a few things
My turn offs are you going to the gym and the same as the other side.
... Yeah true I like to ride swings when I go to the park, but I do know how to harvest new bodies.