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Hillary is thinking of ways to kill him and we all know how good she is at getting people 3 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

#relationshipgoals

And he failed 7 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

I freaking love George Bush.

Most supporting dad in the world 20 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

I was thinking sandals. And I can't, in good conscience, endorse sandal and sock combinations.

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Most supporting dad in the world 20 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

Ew, that's absolutely disgusting. Put some shoes on.

Sounds about right 21 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

I live in Texas and I say that.

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Jesus Christ Gary 18 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

Ew. Sushi.

Love that feeling 1 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

You forgot supplies littering every corner of the previous room.

Who runs the cell 9 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

Do you even speak cat, human? 7 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

I think I saw a tumblr post once that used this and compared cats to the French and dogs to the Japanese.

Mother's vengeance 19 comments

sammiek · 7 years ago

You done goofed son

What kind of doge is it ? 14 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I thought it was a cat

So much work, so little time 5 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I too like to live dangerously

They're also illegals in the U.S 5 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I love language based puns. The German word for 'children' is 'kinder'

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Oh. Well. 1 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

And his name is Dean Winchester

Spot on 9 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I think they're referring to the Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Next level dab selfie 5 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

Welp. I suppose that's one way to prepare yourself for a new computer.

Ball of keys 7 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

@ajhedges Art is subjective. I personally think that art enhances its surroundings or tells a story. Those are a bunch of keys stuck together. It is not something that I personally would set on a mantle or display anywhere and term it artful.

Ball of keys 7 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I see these and I'm like, yeah it looks cool, but what would it do??? What could you possibly use this for????

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Up is down, right is left, it's all backasswards 35 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

Lmao I need two degrees for my career. One to get into law school and then one to actually be a lawyer.

Will this be on the ballot 12 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

I'm leaning Gary Johnson this year

Pulse rings 17 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

http://www.thetouchx.com/#PreOrders
Pre-order is over, so you'd have to sign up and wait for it to start again.

What's your eye color? 49 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

D60

Hope y'all didn't have anything important to do tomorrow 36 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

There it is. Make America Great Again. Twice. Might as well just chug it.

Hope y'all didn't have anything important to do tomorrow 36 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

"Believe me" is going to kill us all

Hope y'all didn't have anything important to do tomorrow 36 comments

sammiek · 8 years ago

We should do shots every time Trump brings up Obama's name.