satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Bisexual problems 19 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Fun fact: if your SO is bi, dont automatically assume you'll get a threesome. *glares at my bf (not Satan)*
Disclaimer: idk if this is true for everyone but that's how I feel.
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You never know someone's life 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
ALSO
If this leads to a discussion, i hope for the love of this place and my fellow funsubbers that it's an...insult free environment where ppl aren't afraid to voice out loud their thoughts and, if they have someone disagree, they won't get mad and instead act mature.
I hope this isn't asking for much.
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You never know someone's life 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I really this hope this doesn't turn into a huge discussion or fight. I'm just glad there was another point of view to consider and open up my horizons and have this shut my mouth and think and analyze before saying my opinion.
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omg act natural, salsa is coming 37 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PHASE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL"? I STILL DO IT NOW
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I want to smoke what he's smoking 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
My forensics teacher has that quote on her door
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The illusion of normal 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thank you! I couldnt remember where I had heard that
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Finally she can finish first 77 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Oh...lol yeah I agree. There's been times I just fall to the floor to laugh
Finally she can finish first 77 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
What's so funny?
The trilogy of my life 6 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I Was Trying to Ask for Help But Ended Up Sounding Like A Total Attention Whore: An animated tv show with a movie series adaptation and a comic book adaptation starring me.
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Finally she can finish first 77 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
The show is my life.
American Media In A Nutshell 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Fox 11 News
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When someone says they are making a frozen 2 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
WHAT DID I DO????
Stages of eating....ICE CREAM!!! 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Aaayyyyy that was slick lol
What are thoooose! 15 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Awww look at the guest trying to be insulting. This is not the place for that, goodbye.
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When someone says they are making a frozen 2 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I'm sorry runner. I love puns too but that's my first reaction to puns.
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When someone says they are making a frozen 2 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Get out.
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Buffy & Dean: Best Friends for Life 30 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
As long as it's not on HBO or SHOWTIME
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I'd watch it 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I need this in my life.
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Buffy & Dean: Best Friends for Life 30 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
BRUH
Just tell her at least your not watching True Blood
What are thoooose! 15 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I like how the first guess can't even insult right. It sounds like a 10 year-old trying to talk shit.
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When I see attractive people 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
SHHHHH!!!
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When I see attractive people 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Hey, thanks for the coping mechanism! I needed it :)
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Buffy & Dean: Best Friends for Life 30 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Dude ok so my mom's bf got me into Angel first (I know I know don't kill me) and then he bought Buffy seasons 1-3 bc he says, and i quote.. "after season three, it just sucks" and I didn't argue but like, EXCUSE ME I WANT.TO WATCH THE WHOLE RHING BYE GOOD SIR
You are a toilet 4 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
10/10 would read again
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EVERY SONG ON MY PLAYLIST 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
YES WHILE EVERYONE WAS IN LOVE WITH JOE I WAS IN LOVE WITH KEVIN AND NICK
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