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Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The trial starts tomorrow. What are they supposed to be reporting?
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Maybe Dad's paycheck bought the food 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
When you fart you should ask “Does anyone smell popcorn?” That way everyone sniffs really hard and get a big nose full on butt cloud.
The war on Christmas will continue until it's illegal occupation of November ends! 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Mrs. Claus isn’t canon. St. Nicholas was an unmarried bishop.
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Oh Neptune 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
So spiky. I want one.
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Identifies as Camo 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What’s with the weird floating door?
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Komorebi - Sunlight filtering through trees 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Then you might be interested to know that the pattern they make on the ground is called reticulated umbrage.
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Why have we evolved this way? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I have never felt like this. I had no idea anyone did until recently.
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It has to be B!!!!! 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I prefer B but I’m forced to use A because my cats really really love B.
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May the ancient question finally be answered 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Classic commercial where a boy asks an owl how many licks to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.
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How could people let it come to this 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This is the Internet. Austrians love kangaroos and Australians live in exploding forest cities. Anyone who doesn’t know that needs to go back to geometry class.
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How could people let it come to this 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Screw those kangaroo lovers.
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Good times 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Kaotic
Ah, paradoxes. Aren’t they fun? 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s a thought experiment that boils down to the question if you replace every part of a ship over time is it still the same ship at the end. A simpler one is if you own an ax and break and replace the handle then later break and replace the head is it the same axe you originally had?
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Covid Christmas Tradition 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Apparently this takes place in a town called Bury St. Edmunds.
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Monday motivation guys 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What about when girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider?
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Is this actually a thing? 17 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
In the realm of political discussion I have observed that the most negative and counterproductive attitude that is displayed is “you are too dumb to see what I see.” What happened to Occam’s Razor?
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This was a no-name sports reporter, not a political correspondent. She was interviewing a C-level “athlete” and the crowd started using profanity that was audible on her broadcast.
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So what is the simplest explanation? She’s part of a global media conspiracy? It seems much more likely she was trying to avoid an FCC fine or maybe even make her interviewee feel good.
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When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It was a movie set of a church. There is plenty of room to be off by yourself without having a wall between him and then.
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When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I didn’t say they were in a different room. He just wasn’t aiming at the camera. It was rehearsal and he was off by himself practicing.
When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
@adam44 What I wrote was straight from an affidavit by the person who was hit in the shoulder and survived.
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When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I love when I can see the spin that conservative media shows up in your comments. The people walked off the job because they were working 13 hour days and the production company wouldn’t get them hotel rooms nearby so they had a long commute.
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As for Baldwin, yeah, he failed to check the gun himself and trusted someone that in retrospect he shouldn’t have. He pulled the trigger so it’s his fault but fault and liability aren’t the same thing. Accidents happen.
When your prop gun thinks you're serious 40 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
He was sitting on a pew on a church set practicing a cross draw. It’s highly likely he didn’t even know there were people in his line of fire.
Y you break the tv? 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s animal style right there.
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Priorities are really more like guidelines than actually giving a f*ck 45 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You admit you don’t know the details yet you continue to state things as facts. The school didn’t summon him by osmosis. They called him on the phone which is protocol when a student is assaulted. The police were contacted immediately, per protocol, and then the school stopped investigations until the police completed theirs, as. per. protocol.
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The father admitted to “flying into a rage” at another attendee of the school board meeting that was two months after the attack.
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Forced sodomy is a type of rape. It’s what people are charged under the law, it’s not someone being PC or trying to make it sound better.
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Priorities are really more like guidelines than actually giving a f*ck 45 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I know, I know. As soon as the word “rape” comes up you all lose your humanity and common sense but try really hard to think about the fact that this case was handled exactly as it was supposed to be. You have a problem with the outcome? Then change the laws. Don’t blame the people following them.
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Priorities are really more like guidelines than actually giving a f*ck 45 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
@xvarnah Misinformation as usual. The father was called the day of the incident and informed his daughter was assaulted. The school was starting an investigation but the father flipped the fuck out and they had to call the police to get him to leave. He took his daughter to the hospital and they ran a rape kit on her that came back positive. The police arrested and charged the rapist the same day. The rapist’s parents moved him/her to a new school.
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And here’s the part that people don’t want to hear. Because he was no longer in the school and the police can’t legally release information about a minor the school had no idea what had happened so they didn’t know to inform the school board. Two months later that same dad flipped out on them and got the police called on him again.
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