True story: an English teacher (not mine) who was at my school in Year 7 was seen at a gay club topless by a former pupil there a few years after he (the teacher) had left. They were both equally surprised to find each other there

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Umm we call them Oreos here too

Instagram has it now

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Habbo Hotel, right?

I think it's the weather. Which has been particularly appalling this year. Winter has been for too long and we're almost in June.

But that makes him lazy, not your mum

Isn't a badonkadonk an arse?

Because Kung Fu Panda made it up.

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Oh this ancient joke

I weigh 47kg so I'd be dead if I lost 50lbs

Yet no one batted an eye about Kate Winslet and Stephen Tredre

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