An estimated 4.5 percent of the American population is openly gay, with more in the closet. Statistically, it makes sense to have at least one gay superhero. They're not a rare breed. As for "superheroes not really being a gay thing", I feel like if you have a personality outside of your sexuality superheroes can definitely be gay.

two jokes in one, nice

But at the same time, don't be a doormat. If someone does something bad, put them in line. Be gentle at first.

This is most likely fake, I doubt people would call themselves a trap.

He can break drywall if you throw him hard enough

This isn’t true, and entirely unrealistic. Everyone knows the moose with the strongest antlers becomes prime minister, not president.

Can I get a yeehaw?

The real winner of the space race was the friends we made along the way <3

Even my smallish town has these, people kept building ramps out of packed snow and someone broke their arm.

Typical, my little sister doesn’t know who [REDACTED] is, but she knows [REDACTED] dies.

Everyone knows that if ice cream begins to melt, it becomes poisonous.