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silvermyth


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Super size me! 13 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Keep in mind that being disabled makes it easy to be fat. Disabled people are often poor as a result of not being able to work and spending money on healthcare. Poor people don't have as good access to healthy foods. Being disabled can make moving painful and/or difficult, and thus exercising can become near impossible. Some people with thyroid issues become overweight, and their being overweight is their disability. Sometimes, people are disabled and happen to also be fat.
Abled people, please stop policing who is and isn't disabled. You say that you do it in our best interest, but you never advocate for us or donate to our causes when we need it. You are silent on our issues until it comes to people who you decide are "scamming" disability benefits, and when you decide who deserves a parking spot. And everyone likes to pretend that when they yell at fat people, they are doing it in their best interest. But do they yell at people who are "fat on the inside" to exercise? Do they polic
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Everyday we stay further from god 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
I don't see the author, where this was published.... makes me wonder if it is legitimate.
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That's life, right? 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
And yet, people who work less than you are paid billions
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He's always done a good job 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
They put their hands up. Slowly, they approach. You lower your gun. You look into their eyes and they look yearningly back for a moment that feels like an eternity, and as your faces come closer, you can feel their breath upon you. You give a chaste and tender kiss, and with your free hand you pull their collar so that you can whisper into their ear. "I'm sorry. I had to see them aliens." you say in a strained voice. And with that, you pull the trigger. Years of silent pining come to an end in one poignant moment. Their body crumples to the ground, and you let go. Your friend grins at you, and you step over their body towards them aliens.
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Then he waddled away, waddle, waddle 8 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Jesus christ, what have you done? Now this crap is in my head..
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See me thru the phone 13 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
A lot? Do you even know any blind people? There's a thing called screen readers, and image descriptions... Plus, it's not necessarily fully blind people. The app also helps those who are otherwise visually impaired.
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That hits so hard inside me 13 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
hey op, do you take constructive criticism?
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Cow 'planting' 101 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Me: *softly mooing at a patch of dirt whilst the sprinkler soaks both me and the cow beans*
My neighbour: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1059508304911708162/R5boBmXo_400x400.jpg
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Legit hate crime 1 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Calm down, let kids enjoy things. Hate on fortnite itself, not the players.
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Ladies and gentlemen.. We got her 9 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Good. Manspreading isn't a problem, but what is a problem is that women are expected to take up as little space as possible. Sitting ladylike and such. Everyone should be allowed to be comfortable.
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Bro come on just one 2 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
You may have a piece of lettuce
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SummerTime 4 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Judging by your username, this isn't a problem for you.
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Up up down down left right left right B A WALL 4 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Ah, but you see, we have an uno reverse card.
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Relax and take a deep breath 9 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Did you draw this?
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See me thru the phone 13 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
It is indeed called Be My Eyes, and is available on apple and android. It seems pretty legit, doctors seem to recommend it.
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He doesn't like Diesel, maybe he prefers electric 5 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Upvoted for title.
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No wifi, no phone. Just talks and smile 10 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Gotta make sure there's pictures for Instagram, or it didn't happen, right?
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Don’t worry everyone, totally won’t cause a public health crisis 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
And none of that horrible dihydrogen monoxide!
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Poor guy! 7 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Real dick move. Don't like that style of earring, don't get one.
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Breaking News:Soccer anti vaxx mom offended by a f**king decal window sticker 3 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Although, to be fair, with enough dedication anyone's family can be taken out with a rusty nail.
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Worthles britains 1 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
Suspiciously not good at it, in fact...
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What a punny guy! 6 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
You wouldn't comment that unless you believed the original post to be fabricated.
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What a punny guy! 6 comments
silvermyth · 5 years ago
This is completely plausible. Do you never get out? Do you not know children?
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