What a punny guy!

This is completely plausible. Do you never get out? Do you not know children?

It's called a joke, chill

You wouldn't comment that unless you believed the original post to be fabricated.

The ending sounded a little like something that could be fabricated like all the other ones that end up that way. Doesn't mean I don't believe it happened. Don't take stuff so seriously, especially on a website like this one.