Let's play some Gregorian chant, some Icelandic anti-capitalist techno, a bit of ancient Chinese traditional music.

Well, that’s amazingly fucked up

I find that Romanians tend to be hard-working (although this isn’t always true and is a generalisation, that’s just a pattern I noticed)

This would be relatable if I had a friend

Keep in mind that being disabled makes it easy to be fat. Disabled people are often poor as a result of not being able to work and spending money on healthcare. Poor people don't have as good access to healthy foods. Being disabled can make moving painful and/or difficult, and thus exercising can become near impossible. Some people with thyroid issues become overweight, and their being overweight is their disability. Sometimes, people are disabled and happen to also be fat.
Abled people, please stop policing who is and isn't disabled. You say that you do it in our best interest, but you never advocate for us or donate to our causes when we need it. You are silent on our issues until it comes to people who you decide are "scamming" disability benefits, and when you decide who deserves a parking spot. And everyone likes to pretend that when they yell at fat people, they are doing it in their best interest. But do they yell at people who are "fat on the inside" to exercise? Do they polic

I don't see the author, where this was published.... makes me wonder if it is legitimate.

And yet, people who work less than you are paid billions

They put their hands up. Slowly, they approach. You lower your gun. You look into their eyes and they look yearningly back for a moment that feels like an eternity, and as your faces come closer, you can feel their breath upon you. You give a chaste and tender kiss, and with your free hand you pull their collar so that you can whisper into their ear. "I'm sorry. I had to see them aliens." you say in a strained voice. And with that, you pull the trigger. Years of silent pining come to an end in one poignant moment. Their body crumples to the ground, and you let go. Your friend grins at you, and you step over their body towards them aliens.

Jesus christ, what have you done? Now this crap is in my head..

hey op, do you take constructive criticism?

Me: *softly mooing at a patch of dirt whilst the sprinkler soaks both me and the cow beans*
My neighbour: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1059508304911708162/R5boBmXo_400x400.jpg

Calm down, let kids enjoy things. Hate on fortnite itself, not the players.

Good. Manspreading isn't a problem, but what is a problem is that women are expected to take up as little space as possible. Sitting ladylike and such. Everyone should be allowed to be comfortable.

You may have a piece of lettuce

Ah, but you see, we have an uno reverse card.

Did you draw this?

It is indeed called Be My Eyes, and is available on apple and android. It seems pretty legit, doctors seem to recommend it.

Upvoted for title.