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Groundhogs day > science? 18 comments
silversnakes · 8 years ago
This all day long. Yes.
Paying back 10 comments
silversnakes · 8 years ago
Why is everyone assuming this was written by a woman? Hmmmm
Awesome 13 comments
silversnakes · 8 years ago
Rip <3
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"Technically" they were not really cheating 13 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
IF YOU LIKE MAKIN LOVE AT MIDNIGHT
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"Technically" they were not really cheating 13 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAAAAAS
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The clock is currently running 17 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
But...sleep
There's never a wrong time for a dad joke 11 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
The dad's hair in this movie is so bad. Hilariously bad. I laughed through the rest of the movie. Good thing my laughter sounds like crying, or the rest of the theater would have been mad.
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Well, it fooled me 18 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
I'm a teacher. I can notice if periods have been made bigger or if there's extra spacing or margins. It's basically a super power.
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Neil Armslow 3 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Oh my god I'm laughing so hard I just woke my husband up
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Why didn't we notice this?!!! 16 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Am I the only one left who still hasn't seen this movie?
The groupon banana bunker 10 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
The best.
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mom: "ITS NOT CLOTHES, ITS THE SPAWN OF SATAN" 12 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Meeeeeeeep ❤️❤️❤️
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More like Harry and Ginny but still. 19 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Harry and Ginny were 17 and 16 when Tonks and Lupin died. I feel like, even in the wizarding world, child wizard services wouldn't let teenagers raise a baby.
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Canned koala 19 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
http://www.extonaustralia.com/australian-canned-animal-soft-toys Damn this is the website but they're all sold out!
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Contents of a Lucky Charms Box 7 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Yes!!! I'm from PA I can vouch for this. huge bags of marshmallows.
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Some advice on marriage from Aziz Ansari 2 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
I saw him in concert a few years ago and he talked about this. I judge the heck out of people that get married really soon. A friend just got engaged to a guy she started dating in may 2014 and they're getting married in August. Like...what?
So it's ok 2 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
happens to the best of us
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YES!!! 10 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
Once I was sitting on a bench and two ditsy girls were next to me and one of them said "I think the Jews should just get over it already." And the other one said "yeah the holocaust was like three hundred years ago" and I'm sad because they probably graduated and have jobs and no one but me heard what they said.
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Pick one 57 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
I often think about all the shenanigans I could get into as a ghost.
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This dude has skills 18 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
I mostly agree. But he did kidnap people. And kill them.
that feel.... 13 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
I just made it 1234 likes. I win.
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Dogs are the best 7 comments
silversnakes · 9 years ago
My lab does this but with a blanket