I think they all look they would appreciate a cheek rub and a "who's a good boy/girl then"

I'm so sorry. Live in the present and try to enjoy it as much as possible. Tell your dad you love him.

I've never seen potatoes come that clean outta the ground

Everyone knows cats are supposed to crap in the children's sand pit

I prefer cold bean juice this time of year. But not cold as in forgotten and got cold, but more made cold on purpose. I like purposely cold bean juice.

Dieu et mon droit!

Buy a retreat along the Appalachian Trail and renovate it into a hikers' hostel. Pay off my brother's mortgage. Travel all over for a year or 2. Get my sea legs. Get my archaeology degree and offer my services as a volunteer for the first few years.

I love this so much

Diesel smoked

Awesome statue and thx for the history. Gotta keep the 'nads cool.

He can check out my plumbing any day.

I think you can reuse this one

Wouldn't want to measure that inseam

Oh no

Ah yes, Space Cadet. Do you accept the mission?

Awesome poster and slogan, my favorite since "Loose lips sink ships."

Wow thanks for reminding me I'm lonely

They have such gall

A cold blade presses against your neck. "Visi or Ostro?" hisses in your ear.
You stutter,
"Theodoric the bold,
chief of sea-warriors,
ruled over the shores of the Hreiðsea.
Now he sits armed
on his Gothic horse,
his shield strapped,
the prince of the Mærings."
The blade is removed, and you are clasped in a warm embrace. "How is the weather in Rök, my friend?"