Land of Confusion

I was a senior in high school

Unicorn

Y'all asked for it

Wow, France. Our expectations were low but jeez.

Nice hair

AaaaaAaaaaaaAaa

Severus <3

I'm almost 50 & had to take 4 days off work this week because I opened my eyes too hard.

Why not all 3

Especially back when they had vinyl seats. They would cauterize your thighs on impact

Hooray cynicism

Ah, my antlers - justification to finally buy that Miata I've coveted for so many years

Retained independence after marriage, land-owner, flaunted my wealth by raising runestones and funding churches, didn't have to go a-viking & dying in foreign lands. Being a woman wasn't too bad in the late 900s. Oh wait, you said a commoner?! Yeah no thanks.

Just don't grab the wrong end of it

I hate bananas

"Fixed it for ya, boss!"

She is a baby

Cindazart

Or it still doesn't respond and then task manager stops responding

Who's going around slicing up people's legs