And everyone else has so many troubles of their own. And there is no valid reason for this depression.

Mud with feelings

Blue flowers on white background

How...how do you implement that

Glorious

Land of Confusion

I was a senior in high school

Unicorn

Y'all asked for it

Wow, France. Our expectations were low but jeez.

Nice hair

AaaaaAaaaaaaAaa

Severus <3

I'm almost 50 & had to take 4 days off work this week because I opened my eyes too hard.

Why not all 3

Especially back when they had vinyl seats. They would cauterize your thighs on impact

Hooray cynicism

Ah, my antlers - justification to finally buy that Miata I've coveted for so many years

Retained independence after marriage, land-owner, flaunted my wealth by raising runestones and funding churches, didn't have to go a-viking & dying in foreign lands. Being a woman wasn't too bad in the late 900s. Oh wait, you said a commoner?! Yeah no thanks.

Just don't grab the wrong end of it

I hate bananas

"Fixed it for ya, boss!"

She is a baby

Cindazart