Why do white people always *shuffles cards* like to greet people?

I knew Facebook did this shit from day 1. What people should be worried about is how deeply rooted it is, it's not just limited to one social media site, Facebook is branched out everywhere. Heck, even pornsites have a share option. What it does do is create awareness since it's officially outright been said, so there'll be fewer people doing dumb stuff online.

the water is turning the frogs gay

or maybe not considering the standards of beauty at that period of time might be drastically different to ours

When you realise you can tase and choke a jaywalker lmao

I want to be put in a pit with the other 6 and we'll fight to the death to determine the stongest

It's better than what you ordered

well, I mean, he is showing him that the technique has a lot of flaws.

"Wow, man, this car totally makes up for that crucial and influential part of my life you missed."

https://youtu.be/iuJDhFRDx9M

And then the kid kills you and wears your skin

I wanna learn to swim like an iguana

There isn't a thing on the planet that'll fuck with a charging elephant

And then the entire building clapped

I always do this, as if my one body would be enough to stop them getting hit by an out of control car lmfao