spiderwoman
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Where's your tinfoil haaaaaaaat Trevor? 2 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I mean, there is a definite connection between the dog and the human, so it wouldn't necessarily be a conspiracy per se. A conspiracy is essentially made up nonsense which is the equivalent of making a constellation. Sure, you look like you have a dog at first, but you have to look for it and even then it's just made of random stars and could have been inserted literally anywhere in the sky. It's not even a dog. it's just three overlapping triangles.
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Should I tell her? 26 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It's a pretty obvious thing, I believe. Frying your french fries in bacon grease is a pretty common thing in my area. If she really cared, then she would ask and the vendor should tell her.
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Friendly noodles 17 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I legit looked at this and said, "Kitty!" proving that my brain has not changed since age two.
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Shower 13 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The hot water makes me feel less lonely. This is an actual reason btw. The warmth may be tricking people's brains into thinking they are with someone that makes them feel less lonely. As one study said, "The lonelier we get, the more we substitute the missing social warmth with physical warmth."
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Sounds fishy 38 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
No, but a message saying the equivalent of "Haha, had fun last night ;)" is an admission of consent that can't be revoked after the fact.
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Why 5 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Because I haven't had my stuffed crust pizza yet that I've been looking forward to for weeks
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Shit I already know 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Holy shit. This production quality is so fucking good. I'm honestly shocked.
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Shit I already know 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I might rewatch it, but I fear it might not be as good as I remember. I was never big on most video games as I was, and still am, a very "Here is this game I like, I'll only play this game" type of gamer.
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Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Therapy does indeed help greatly as long as the person is willing. I went to therapy for six months as a teenager without telling my therapist anything simply because I didn't want therapy. She eventually tried sending me, someone who sees religion as inherently harmful and is very openly atheistic, to a Christian's Childrens' Home (Essentially an orphanage where the kids typically have parents). She almost succeeded actually until my mother came in last second (I was living with my dad) to stop that and bring me to an abusive home. I honestly don't know which would have been worse. I'm actually wondering if trying to send me there was illegal actually, but kids seem to be protected from their humans rights in America.
I actually enjoyed the first time a doctor sent me to a loony bin. It was fun, I got kissed by a cute girl, I learned to draw anime stuff, and I got away from my stepfather. I was only eightish, but I loved it for the couple of months I spent there.
I actually enjoyed the first time a doctor sent me to a loony bin. It was fun, I got kissed by a cute girl, I learned to draw anime stuff, and I got away from my stepfather. I was only eightish, but I loved it for the couple of months I spent there.
Well.. 4 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Are you sure they're happy? I'm sure they are, but domestic violence and general drifting apart is usually kept very hidden even to the people living inside of the house. It's not fair to assess someone else's relationship.
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Wild pig fangs that can pierce its own skull 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
It could be more of a death via infection possibly. And depending on how slow it goes through the brain and what regions it hits, it could just begin inhibititing it to the extent that it can't protect its territory or is killed by a rival. I'm not confident on neurology to say if the brain would be able to heal itself and reroute the processes faster than the tusks could destroy things.
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Wild pig fangs that can pierce its own skull 14 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I believe the tusks naturally break through conflict or possibly fall out after a certain period from general wear. It is very, very rare for them to actually die from it.
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Why isn't that standard? 39 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
@smithpa01 Can I get a source on that number?
As for scat, CPR can't make the heart the start functioning simply because that's not how biology works. The heart is a complicated four chamber system that requires precise timing for each and every chamber that can't be replicated with a simple "pump" of your hands on the chest. It can't keep anything functioning.
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As for scat, CPR can't make the heart the start functioning simply because that's not how biology works. The heart is a complicated four chamber system that requires precise timing for each and every chamber that can't be replicated with a simple "pump" of your hands on the chest. It can't keep anything functioning.
Why isn't that standard? 39 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I'm 18, have graduated high school, and I have no idea how to do my taxes. I'm only barely aware of what they are.
But worry not: Negative 'b' plus or minus the square root of 'b' squared' minus four times 'a' times 'c' all divided by 2 times 'a'.
This is a video rap ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0 ) on how useless the education system is for educating people to live in society. The creator actually supports school contrary to the title or general theme. He just wanted to get the point that school doesn't really provide children with the education they need to function in society. I fucking love learning. I find my absolutely useless ability to explain evolution, the big bang, mathematic concepts, and a host of other things as anyone who knows me on this website could vouch for fucking amazing. I enjoy learning things,. But very few people actually care enough to learn what they're being forced to much less what they need to but aren't being told to.
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But worry not: Negative 'b' plus or minus the square root of 'b' squared' minus four times 'a' times 'c' all divided by 2 times 'a'.
This is a video rap ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0 ) on how useless the education system is for educating people to live in society. The creator actually supports school contrary to the title or general theme. He just wanted to get the point that school doesn't really provide children with the education they need to function in society. I fucking love learning. I find my absolutely useless ability to explain evolution, the big bang, mathematic concepts, and a host of other things as anyone who knows me on this website could vouch for fucking amazing. I enjoy learning things,. But very few people actually care enough to learn what they're being forced to much less what they need to but aren't being told to.
Why isn't that standard? 39 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Unpopular fact: CPR is almost completely useless. It has been shown to have very little if any effect outside of possibly breaking ribs, causing pain, and bruising.
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virgin 7 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
The tearing of a hymen is a myth. The only way a hymen is breaking is if something is going up there be it large fingers, toys, or a dick and even then it can take a trained eye with medical equipment to tell. Plus, it's usually more like stretching than actual tearing for a virgin because the hymen usually already has a small opening (or multiple small openings) for menstrual blood to flow through (And not pee as some guys would claim). The hymen actually tends to wear away over the years too being thickest as a infant. It almost never really heals because the type of membrane doesn't permits healing due to how widely spaced the sections of "skin" are.
I will admit that I find it irritating when a sex story will inaccurately describe a virgin. And physical activity isn't going to do much to tear it either. The only horseback riding that will break a hymen is if the horse is riding your back.
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I will admit that I find it irritating when a sex story will inaccurately describe a virgin. And physical activity isn't going to do much to tear it either. The only horseback riding that will break a hymen is if the horse is riding your back.
A simple poster. A simple reminder. 19 comments
A simple poster. A simple reminder. 19 comments
A simple poster. A simple reminder. 19 comments
A simple poster. A simple reminder. 19 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
Because women aren't the most priviliged class in America where you'll be gang raped if you even dare say a naughty word to one of us
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spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
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Shit I already know 6 comments
spiderwoman
· 6 years ago
I actually really liked the YouTube series known as VGHS. It was one of the first tv shows on YouTube before YouTube Red even existed.
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