I think this seriously depends on where you get your pizza. If you said LaRosa’s, Pizza Hut, or Marco’s, I would not only believe this but testify in your defense. However, not all pizza is this greasy.

It was staged! Life is a lie!

I’m too scared to get downvoted about my opinion, but all I’m gonna say is: “damn...”

Truly an Andy and April moment

At least you don't have to give birth! And you don't get shit for being lazy since you're the dad. Perks I guess

But in this movie she plays a stripper? And she's mostly nude in this scene?

The fact that the sign is applied with Scotch taps and contains a grammar mistake should be a good enough warning.

Sweet <3

The year of the remakes nobody asked for!

If you meant 2018, then yes.

You're lucky he didn't suffocate! What if the container opening had been just a tiny bit smaller...?

(yes this is real, and seriously disturbing!!!! I'm warning you now!!!)
Some of the song titles in their absolutely horrifying and disgusting albums including, but not limited to:
"I Will Kill You"
"I Cum Blood"
"Stripped, Raped, And Strangled"
"Orgasm Through Torture"
"Icepick Lobotomy"
"Murderer's Pact"
"Necropedophile"
"Sadistic Embodiment"
"Relentless Beating"
"Absolute Hatred"
"Heads Shoveled Off" (hmmm...)
"Destroyed Without a Trace"
"As Deep As The Knife Will Go"
"Followed Home Then Killed"
"The Strangulation Chair"
Just to give you guys an idea of the level of disturbed we're working with here. I tried to listen to one of their songs but it was impossible. Don't even waste your time.

No, you're GREAT with paint!

Totally true! Think about how devastating Curiosity's passing was. He was a man-made robot whom we had never even met, yet we felt such a deep connection to him (it). Think of how you sometimes find a small bug in your house, but you're not willing to kill it. Think of how willing humans are to defend animals, even each other. We truly are a wonderful, unique, loving, compassionate species.

I would have said "I would say that to my wife, BUT the second I looked into that baby's eyes..." But this is fair, I've come to see that the bond between parent and child often far surpasses the bond between lovers. I'm not saying your love isnt as valuable, I just think it seems to be on a more instinctual, natural, primal love to protect your young. I don't even have kids; I'm just around them frequently and the panic I've witnessed when a child is accidentally separated (such as in a grocery store) is palpable in the air from both parties.

To quote someone whom I am ashamed to quote; "Sounds good, doesn't work."
But in all seriousness this sounds lovely.

This makes me so mad. Who left this gremlin unattended?