This cat is not my cat but whenever I get home from work and he happens to hear my car

Oh, there actually is more to this headline. From Reddit: "This cat is not my cat but whenever I get home from work and he happens to hear my car lock, he shoots out of nowhere and follows me to my door meowing till I sit down and allow him to take a nap on my lap 10/10 would pet again"

That is their cat now.

no, that is their human now