You earned it...

Call? What's that?

I know this sounds badass in theory, but if she knew he was cheating, why not say it publicly and humiliate him there, instead of spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on a wedding that was never going to happen, buying a wedding dress, having friends and family spend vacation days and money flying out there, etc etc

*you're, you're

That is surprisingly cool

Why not all three?

His mouth is disturbing

Why ruin someone's fun? Who are they harming?

It would take my family and I about 30 minutes to demolish that plate.

No one in America uses the word "Johnson" to refer to a dick anymore, it's not 1955. Sincerely, a born and raised American who hates Trump

That is so metal

Laughed so hard that I now have a stomachache

When I was little I always thought Double D was super sweet and cute

-Princess Diana from the afterlife

My first grade teacher came in to school on a Saturday morning because she forgot some papers. As she walked around her desk, a red fox dashed across her path and stood five feet away, hissing and whining at her. She was so shocked that she grabbed her folder and ran out of the room. Dunno what happened to the fox or how it got in!