Dat ass

Put your hand against something hot.

*Chuckles nervously* I don't get it.

Slam fire for those who don't know is a firing mechanism shotguns used to have before it was made illegal to make shotguns with slam fire functionality. As long as you had the trigger depressed, you could rack the pump back and forth and each time you did it would fire a shell. In short, you could fire a hell of a lot faster than other shotguns. However, slam fire shotguns had rightly earned the stereotype of being volatile firearms since accidental misfires were prevalent. They were made illegal to manufacture out of worry of self harm that could be caused to the user, or to people who happened to be nearby that were not intended targets. One such incident was when two police officers were apprehending a suspect, who fired at them with a gun. The officer armed with the shotgun was racking the pump to load another shell after they had shot at the suspect, and forgot he was holding the trigger down. He had turned to face his partner, and shot him by accident, killing him instantly.

The last time a religious status excreted liquid, it didn't end so well.

Brand 'em with a QR code. Completely unique to them.

Hands up to the folks who play warframe.

If there is anything that encourages a healthy fear of heights it is from falling off a building in a dream and waking up in your bed hitting it as if you were falling.

Ever wonder why Amazon is hiring? Wonder no longer.

Society cleans itself up when the individuals living in that society cleans up after themselves.

Mounting LMG!

But....why?!

You think ghosts drowned at sea wash up here for a nice dinner?

Hast thou never beheld a white duck?