The_average_Gatsby

the_average_gatsby


Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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I'm sure he'll get all the footlongs he can handle. 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
**NEW FROM SUBWAY** The Jared- a dirty piece of meat with 12 year old buns. I know it's an old joke and no I'm not sorry
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When you need more Jesus 29 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I would also like to purchase mind bleach, do you accept sweet potato?
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My feels :'( 8 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Un fuckin cool man, I was trying not to think about what happens to my dog when I leave for college. :(
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Beauty and the Beast 23 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Hells yeah
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Beauty and the Beast 23 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I don't suppose this is part of a series you could post more of? I would really like to see more of this
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An orphan silk monkey has moved in between the breast of one of the zooworkers for 3 weeks 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Oh sure when a monkey does it it's okay, but when I do it I get kicked out of hooters. Goddamn double standards :p
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Tactical duck 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Godspeed freedom duck
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On task af 144 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I'm in psychology, desperately avoiding my 8 page term paper I haven't even started
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When someone annoys me 2 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
tis not a phase, tis the elusive apathy shark
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I'm still not 100% sure I didn't 43 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Holy shit, I had nearly forgotten about that show. I tried looking it up a while back and couldn't find anything, had chalked it up to false memories...
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Disney movies chronology 39 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Wait. I thought peter pan was during world war one? Which would have been around the same time as the atlantis expedition
In anon we trust 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
God, if the bible were written like this I would never skip church
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DROP BEAR ATTACK 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Ah, I see. It's an innuendo
DROP BEAR ATTACK 15 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
But why is it hidden?
The Pacific Northwest is gorgeous 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
gorgeous scenery. Hopefully headed there once I graduate :)
Dog-ter..YAY FOR BAD PUNS 3 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
there will never be enough frenchies on the internet
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Halloween is not over yet! 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
this is the best thing
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Keep calm Jesus loves you 9 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
But he is some people's only hope
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When my mom comes with food 11 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I would also like to point out that this has synced with every song I've tried so far
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Halloween borderlands 6 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!! :p
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Me during the Holidays. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
thanks, I could picture the movie but couldn't remember the name
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Me during the Holidays. 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
what movie is this from?
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Police Officers do their best to catch a "high speed offender" 4 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Those things can really boogey when the need arises though
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Just imagine going to the bathroom and finding this 10 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
In small-ish towns you can buy them at farm stores for like 2 bucks. Where I live this wouldn't be all that new for me
That's some trust i don't have 7 comments
the_average_gatsby · 9 years ago
Let go first and watch them get rubberband slapped into another dimension
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