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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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Noooooo D: I dont even have an Xbox One yet D: 18 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I didn't know they still made 360s. Do they even make games for it anymore?

Being in your mid twenties 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

How I feel as a high school senior graduating. Need to grind out some higher level items first.

Smart spider 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Spider engineer

Imagine seeing this for the first time at night and drunk 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Indeed. I can't wait for the damn rain to stop so I can take my ragtop out.

I stopped to post 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I stopped to comment on your comment about giggles comment on this tumblr post posted on funsubstance.

Solid as a Rock 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*proceeds to sing "like a rock"*

How to prepare your guinea pig for battle 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The single most important thing you'll see today

Me whenever they ask "whose side are you on" 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I mean, I'm straight, but damn.

So how many of these guys do you know? 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I've never really thought so. Am I?

So how many of these guys do you know? 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

As a Tyler, I don't think I'm too much of a jerk.

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Just some Blackbird. Nothing to see here. Move along 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

God. even on the ground those things are impressive pieces of engineering. A mach 5 manta ray just chillin on the freeway

Oh no.... 16 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

It might. They'd prolly be under "fetish"

The second coming 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Yeah, not very many people know he has one. Doesn't really talk much about it.

Arguments through the ages 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The 19th century one is still being argued for some reason

I cry when this happens 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Look at it this way: Now you've got a week's worth of homework time to sleep

Why 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

*deletes contact*

Here's to the kids 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

What's even worse is when it's a spelling variation of a common name, so it sounds normal, but isn't on anything. Like my name is Tyler but they spelled it with an a, so everyone on the planet spells it wrong.

Because f*ck you and your internal organs, that's why 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Anybody got $900 they're not using?
http://www2.knifecenter.com/item/MT1057/Microtech-105-7-Jagdkommando-7-inch-Tri-Edge-Dagger-Bead-Blasted

Because f*ck you and your internal organs, that's why 20 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The Jagdkommando

Nebraska thunderstorm 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

The sad thing is that it'd be the most interesting thing to happen here in awhile.

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Nebraska thunderstorm 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Yeah, Nebraska! Woot woot

The future is bright... Right? 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

That's pretty fucking rad.

Not every hero wears a cape! (Iraqi sniper Abu Tahseen) 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

Certified BAMF

I don't know how to feel about it, but I'm really pumped 45 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

I always thought one of the most interesting things about the joker WAS his murky backstory. Giving him a name kind of spoils it a little for me.

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DJ Dead Things 270 comments

the_average_gatsby · 8 years ago

DJ completing college just to find out my degree is worthless and end up being broke the rest of my life