So they've just got big holes in their head for ears? Is there like a flap that covers it or something?

God, could you imagine, like, hundreds of years from now in some old reserve just thousands of pennies growing crystals like this? be fuckin rad man

Or make love, then sit and listen to the rain with your lover WHILE drinking tea

The difference being that my hair grows back and doesn't cost thousands of dollars to redo if it gets fucked up.

Is Canada even real anymore?

*condescendingly layers bacon on sandwich*

*Bunana, bunana, bunana, bunana,* Well I love a rainy night. I love a rainy night. I love to hear the thunder, watch the lightning when it lights up the sky. You know it makes me feel good...

German engineering never ceases to amaze me

They rustled his jimmies

Sorry but I'd rather party with the guy on the bottom

*Operator tactically intensifies*

That's definitely not a minivan

Speaking from experience, the small towns that have some kind of travel destination (Ours is the biggest lake and state recreation area in Nebraska) are the worst. During the summer we fucktuple in size(over 4th of july weekend we had a bigger population than the state capitol), are oversaturated with out of town yuppies who swear they're god's gift to small towns, and are left to deal with the fucking mess come fall. The one upside is my status as a local entitles me to make fun of all the hapless vacationers who inevitably get stuck in the sand. Still don't think I'd trade it for the city though.

While a nice sentiment, I sincerely doubt education would have much of an effect

Ah, the 90s. You were gone too soon

Well... they do, just not for long.

Now I'm catching feels for pokemon? I DON'T EVEN FUCKING LIKE POKEMON!!