The thing is, people have accidentally killed a single baby, quite a few actually, but it takes a pretty fucked up individual to willfully murder 100 puppies.

So a gravity falls/ adventure time-esque mystery show with talking corgis and a bipolar robot with serious wheatley vibes? sounds like a hell of a lot of fun, I'll sign.

I'm torn between being sad and laughing hysterically

1000+ likes in the span of, like an hour, tells me this isn't a controversial opinion, so much as a popular opinion that would be impossible to enforce without some serious human rights violations. Although at this stage in our existence I question whether or not it really should be a right.

Step 5- break physics

We should all aspire to be as chill as this anole

"Fools! You have only increased my accuracy!"

You're in no position to be calling us mistakes, England

I'm surprised the bird even stayed off the ground with the pilot's huge brass balls in there

Is this a common thing to see in bigger cities? as a small town hick, it seems like such a strange thing to just randomly witness

*Looks at reservist paperwork stuff* Slightly better? eh, don't have to pay it back at least.

For when you want to get fucked up on a physical, mental, and spiritual level all at once

It looks so... soft. I wanna touch it.

I feel ya. everybody's got these cozy coats and sweaters, and I'm just running around with a flannel shirt at best

Is no one going to mention how hot Harrison Ford was? I mean, I'm straight, but damn son.

A worthwhile use of time and resources

Holy shit, THREE countachs, at least one 911, a big fin Caddie, what looks to be a goat judge, and a Shelby mustang, plus A TON of mystery cars! AHHHHHG *explodes all over desk*

And he looks to be very content with his choices

" I realize the people have made a decision, but seeing as it's a stupid ass decision I've elected to ignore it

Essentially natural cryostasis. Goddamn nature is awesome