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Definitely old 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

She's also got a damn good rock band

Where was this toy when I was a kid? 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

We just had go karts and fourwheelers and shit. Perks of growing up in the country, I guess

Big cat 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Zoology: where science licks you

When you merge jackie chan and channing tatum 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

So friendlier looking dolph lundgren?

Donald f**king Trump 25 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I really wish that whole fucking shithole would just burn to the ground. I'm so fucking sick of politics

Airline humor 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

No prob

Airline humor 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Thats where they show it. Check the 3rd pic from the end

From the Mouth Of God Himself 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I don't put much stock in what that fucker says anyway

I love fuzzy blankets 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I had to hide how excited I was when I recieved a comforter sized ultra plush blanket for my birthday. I am a 21 year old man

Hot cocoa 1 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

As someone who tends to look at machines like pets, this post makes me happy

Shooping 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

That's acceptable

Shooping 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Expressing your feelings to another man? Thats TURBO ULTRA MEGA HYPER UBER GAY

Shooping 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Stabbing another man? That's TURBO GAY

Anti-vaccinator gets merc'd 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Yeah now that I've gone back and read it I'm confused too

Anti-vaccinator gets merc'd 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Yeah? And? Nobody ever said it wasn't

Anti-vaccinator gets merc'd 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I don't know why you got downvoted for being right

She's a 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

SHE'S A BRICK...COOOUCH

What could be worse 27 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

The last one I saw was at 44%, and I am NOT a trump supporter

What could be worse 27 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

You know what bewilders me though, is despite all the negative press his approval rating is still near 50%

Oh my Lord. I didn't know... until now. 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

This shtick has gotten really old. I don't even like the guy and I'm tired of hearing it.

Please reach out 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I'm confused as to what I'm meant to see here

Today 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

I'm skeptical

Don't mind me. Just having some lunch 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

Why do crabs seem to have so much personality despite not really doing much?

Havard? 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

"Oh yeah, thats that job corps place down the road right? Well good for you!" That'd chap their asses

9 year old kid accused of sexual assault? 26 comments

the_average_gatsby · 6 years ago

https://abcnews.go.com/US/white-woman-apologizes-alleging-black-child-assaulted-york/story?id=58505763 sums it up pretty well

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