As a rule I don't trust millionaires or politicians, and especially not millionaire politicians. (Except Warren Buffett, he's good people.)

Looks more like an old school buddy cop flick, with the bulldog being the grizzled old detective

THAT MEANS I CAN FINALLY PLAY NEW VEGAS AGAAAAAAAAAIIN

As a lawn flamingo aficionado, I approve of this method of snow measuring

I don't have a twitter, but thoughts of dog makes me want one

Don't kinkshame the bradster

Yes I have been snorkeldorfed by a spaceship, can you help me get an intergalactic settlement?

Thats some final destination shit

I love how Ireland is just watching the shitshow too

Ya really had me there, I thought it was just the neighbor's armored car

Eh, it doesn't really look that bad on it's own, but everybody's comparing it to Ron Pearlman's version. I'm just glad they're doing a new story instead of just yoinking golden army's storyline. That all being said I'm hyped for a hard R hellboy even if its not Ron and Guiermo's version

Hey fuck you guy

No scar, but I've got a crooked foot from a bad atv wreck when I was 12

Good start, but I feel like we can go darker

They don't though, right? They put them on a bypass which pumps blood while the heart is offline

Don't really care for the Rams, but on the other hand fuck the pats

What freaks me out more is that I, being born in the 1900s, could live to see the year 3000