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Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy

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When you have an actual government 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Like well educated people can't elect clowns just as easily?

When you have an actual government 24 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

1. The gun thing has been done to death, so I'll just sum up my opinion as "liberty > security"
2. The nazi thing is good, but sets a dangerous precedent. What's to stop politicians from manipulating that definition for other, peaceful groups in the future?

Do you have someone in mind now? 9 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Yeah, but he's not gay so I'm just shit outta luck I guess

Busted 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

All I see is the goodest of space cadets

Hermione ain't that smart after all 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I know smartguy

Flower logic 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Unless you're trying to get rid of them, then you can't kill the fucking things if you tried

Artist Reimagines dogs as RPG classes 40 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

They were Ivan the terrible's closest enforcers

Only back dude can come up with this stuff man. Wakanda furevar 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

And then theres those greedy Bi fuckers double dipping

Hermione ain't that smart after all 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Fred and George were truly written around their actors

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I'm not french at all 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Ahh, the French. Violently enforcing their own stereotypes whenever they can.

Aliens Day 3 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Excellent

Soon -_- Devs keep lying 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Unless you're cyberpunk, then the gameplay reveal looks better than the trailers

Socks on : Check / No homo said : Check 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Can confirm

More aliens 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I really like defamiliarization, so I deeply enjoy when these comics are posted

Good thing the airbags deployed 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

As a "professional driver", the one thing I can tell you for certain is DRIVE DEFENSIVELY. There are a lot of idiots both in cars and tractors

Yikes in the yard 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Actually now that I think about it Enter the dragon makes more sense

The kea is a large parrot found in alpine regions of the South Island of New Zealand, 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Rainbow eagle

Yikes in the yard 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

I mean sandy's suit is just a rip on the bride from Kill Bill

Cursed image 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

No u

Somewhere up north 14 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Peaceful

How diggers work on a mountain 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Wicked

Jack black 14 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Jack Black is the capybara of people. He's friend shaped

Laff, zis is fann! 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Fröhliche Weihnachten

Deep sigh 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Its a Huawei, its already stealing your data anyway

A sheep showing appreciation to the dog that saved them from an attack by wolves 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 5 years ago

Absolutely. The gentle family dog that'll still rock your shit if you fuck with their flock

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