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the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Wildly off topic, but Benjamin butterworth is probably the poshest name I've ever seen assigned to a real person

What in the goddamn 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW

It takes a village 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Still does in some places. Being a small farmer is a hard line to walk, and people tend to look out for each other way out in the weeds

Wi-fi problems is older than you think 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I still remember the day my Wild Thornberries VHS finally ate it after what was probably eons of loyal service

Season 3 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Robin is adorable and the best character this season, fight me

What the **** 174 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Ok but what I want to know is the outcome of the case he was filming

The struggle is real 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I think I'd have to rate Deutschland 1st, with ausländer a close 2nd and then radio 3rd

American scientists found a new species of arachnid in Klendathu (near Timbuktu) 12 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Would you like to know more?

The struggle is real 10 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Say what you will about Rammstein, but Deutschland is a bop

Who is going to be ? 43 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Harry Bosch. I'll prolly be ok

Better functional Porpoise 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

God damn straight. Take your sob story soapbox and shove it

OOOOOOOIIIIIIIILLLLLL 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Vietnam yes, and maybe Iraq, but even the Soviets weren't brutal enough to take Afghanistan

Unwholesome 6 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

(X) I'm in this picture and I don't like it

Always florida 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

I mean if he earnestly believed he'd be fine, then wouldn't it be an accidental death not suicide?

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That answer wasn't stone-cold 3 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Stone wholesome Steve Austin

Well, that's one way to park your car . 7 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

LLLLLLLLLLLIKE A GLOVE

For research purposes 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Mines a pic I took, no url :(

For research purposes 5 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

That'd be a neat addition though

One of the finest TV series in recent times 8 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

It's the Chernobyl miniseries on HBO

El camino 21 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

All of them
https://abc7news.com/3-dead-after-resident-defends-self-during-apparent-home-invasion/5097275/?sf206285083=1&fbclid=IwAR3oVEkvtEYZ15kPGiZzeYa1wsUgbFAy9qc4a-itHKkbIFwe9jhIyhBfR1Q

Social media life 15 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

As someone whos liberal everywhere except guns, I feel that

Morning ride in the Maldives 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Oh dude go kart track

I can totally get behind these 2 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Now all I can think about is going through an MRI with a cochlear implant. Yikes

Tell him you have no business being a parent and let them both alone 11 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

What a truly evil human being

Check mate round earthers 4 comments

the_average_gatsby · 4 years ago

Series of sequential suns moving in parallel with the world thru space