the_average_gatsby
Likes: music, wrenching, booze, and using my considerable catalogue of traumas to make deeply upsetting black comedy
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You only need one liver right? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
How cheap is lasic now?!?
You only need one liver right? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Am I way out of the loop on eye surgery? There's no way a single graphics card costs that much
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It's not perfect, but New Hope wasn't either 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
For me it reminded me of watching spaghetti westerns with my grandparents
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Shrimply Pibbles NEEDS a heart 20 comments
I... Was not expecting that 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Doesn't really matter how it started anymore. In a lot of people's eyes, and certainly in the eyes of the media and left leaning politicians, the 2nd amendment is hand in hand with right wing extremism, even though anyone with a brain can see that's not the case for the overwhelming majority
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I... Was not expecting that 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
That's great honestly. The sooner we divorce gun rights from far right politics the better
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Gifted a Bonsai tree, found an egg near the trunk - this little one hatched from it today 5 comments
I drive both, but this is funny 10 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
I drive manual because it was cheaper than the equivalent auto truck I wanted
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The irony of the new times 5 comments
Tris not only has the wrong actress...Also a terrible one 1 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
I'm willing to overlook tris's casting since the rest of the casting is fucking ace
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Approachability 4 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
This post brought to you by the resting bitch face gang
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Edited 4 years ago
Chill out 9 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Being raised by truckers and farmers it's just how I learned to like it. Sugar in your coffee is fine, it's just not how I have mine
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So I can die in peace 3 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
If you were able to fully crush a Nokia, it would detonate with roughly the force of a supernova
Source: I'm a science man
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Source: I'm a science man
How to do a real game 2 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
Outer worlds has given me a feeling of excitement/curiosity that I haven't felt since my first playthrough of fallout 3
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Level up 6 comments
The roaring twenties 19 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 4 years ago
But that can only mean... it's time to stock up on unregistered machine guns and start a crime war with the feds!
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Worthy enough? 8 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
Those are for those of us that dont wear a seat belt and hate listening to the fucking car ding nonstop
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I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 7 comments
the_average_gatsby
· 5 years ago
A customer insisted one of our drivers fill his 5lb propane grill bottle off of his tankwagon (small tanker truck). Our trucks pump ridiculously fast under stupid high pressure. It would have taken about 5 seconds to over fill his tank and turn it into a grenade. The driver rightly refused
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