When it said he found out where she worked, I was expecting some serious harassment. I was pleased to see that his choice was to instead one time interact with her at her place of employment in a way that is within the boundaries of her job description. Still can't say I approve, BUT I was pleasantly surprised.

As cute of a sentiment as this is, being nervous and seeming nervous are two very different things. I know that I have gotten good at hiding my anxiety, including talking to people who make me nervous as if nothing is wrong.
And many people who work in my field have trained calm level responses to crisis. Its natural human reaction to either defend yourself (protect your face, leave) or fight back (either more violently or with body language even)when someone else is attacking you. Neither is a helpful response in calming a person down who has picked up a chair with intentions to beat someone with it. With trust built relationships and the training to stay calm and even, staff have talked down many a potential problem.
And when your day job is talking down people with mental illness from violence, staying calm in the face of a pretty stranger isn't very hard, even if you are anxious.
I know not everyone can do this, just maybe don't assume no one can.

I literally opened this is a new tab because I thought my phone was just struggling to load it. I feel awfully stupid.

False: You also have dragons, who started off as elves but then continued to collect more and more beautiful dice sets

I live in a trailer and am using the restroom. I would be outside, in the neighbor's yard, without pants on.

As for upgrading the brain, I personally recommend upgrading the brain so it is now capable of the magic bullshit that movies believe 90% of the brain does.