timebender25
Who even KNOWS what goes here, tbh. No one's even gonna look at it. pronouns? She/they. Vibing? God I wish.
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Friendly reminder to give your knife a name 12 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
What's your knife's name?
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Finding ......... ? 1 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I don't know if I can say the joke I wanna say, because I don't know who the model here is.
Daniel... *The cooler Daniel* 10 comments
Everything the leafs touch is mine kingdom 2 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I always think your guys' names have underscores in them when they don't.
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Everything the leafs touch is mine kingdom 2 comments
Containerize your life 8 comments
1000 comments, 1000 little mistakes 1 comments
A factory in Turkey started making tiles that can offer shelter to birds and we all agree 10 comments
Oh no 7 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
For a hot minute I was thinking "Aren't there 7 Infinity Stones?" but then I realized, "Ah. undertale."
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Big Iron posting 6 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
No one dared to move a muscle, no one dared to make a quip.
Or aggitate the stranger with, the big iron his hip. (-big iron on his hiiiiiip...)
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Or aggitate the stranger with, the big iron his hip. (-big iron on his hiiiiiip...)
There Are Two Types Of Customers 10 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I've not had a job yet in my life but if anyone ever catches me being #2 I give executive permission to every stranger in a 20 mile radius to hunt me for sport.
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Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I don't like it because the juice is often not drained from the pineapple, and it works with the grease to make the slice a hot as fuck soggy mess that I can't hold.
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Why d*ck is short for Richard 6 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I feel sorry for everyone named Richard, Dick will always be short for them.
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Minecraft grows your brain 11 comments
Minecraft grows your brain 11 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
It employed command blocks for block changes. But they mapped what block was what aproximate colour to a whole SHIT ton of command blocks and told it to update the display every couple of ticks.
Writing commands is a lot harder than it seems. You can't just put any code whatsoever in there. Minecraft has a very rigid list of things you can change or update with commands. And lemme tell ya 'External Device' ain't on it.
This is some real wack shit.
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Writing commands is a lot harder than it seems. You can't just put any code whatsoever in there. Minecraft has a very rigid list of things you can change or update with commands. And lemme tell ya 'External Device' ain't on it.
This is some real wack shit.
Wait what 2 comments
For all the big brains out there 16 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I knew it was an edit when it was spaced out to the Shadow Realm and back.
I'm disappointed that I read all this in Terezi's voice when Mituna is the more accurate one.
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I'm disappointed that I read all this in Terezi's voice when Mituna is the more accurate one.
Sleep is yes 12 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
I should note, I've been to a lot of different schools. There were a LOT of chances.
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Sleep is yes 12 comments
The truth is 13 comments
timebender25
· 4 years ago
The "arse" one is bugging me because all of these look like you could recreate then with actual labels, but them they "tore" off the M in Mars with no actual tear.
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