User twisted_soul Banned
Just touch it 36 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Oh haha funny.
Can I taste yours? ;) :D 59 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
i don't know what's worse the fact that you took off your cloths to body slam me or that you gave me a wet willie.
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sizzle 21 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Because your beauty and grace intimidates people. Theyre afraid to look like fools in your eyes.
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Can I taste yours? ;) :D 59 comments
Can I taste yours? ;) :D 59 comments
Can I taste yours? ;) :D 59 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Captain what...what are you doing?!., put me down!!!! *tries to get away*
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Can I taste yours? ;) :D 59 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
*tries to keep up with captain as he drags me with mphim* damnit i didn't mean run away with me!!!!!
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Just touch it 36 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Ok ok calm down. You made your point. No surprise penis for you. Boobies for life.
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Just touch it 36 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Ok I see your point. Like what if your really in the mood for boobs but nope, penis. I see your point, I sorta take back what I said.
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Just touch it 36 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
Well, I mean unless your ok with a penis ..like "oh wow, I didn't expect that...but ok."
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Just touch it 36 comments
I have some tumblr puns and stuff on my computer, so I thought I'd share them with you all 3 comments
twisted_soul
· 9 years ago
I've told this story before but I'll tell it again cuz it's the best I got. So for Halloween last year my bf anted a potato. Yes you heard a potato. Sii, the all loving an naive gf that I am brought hija potato the next day, which was when everyone at school would dress up for Halloween. So
So I give him the potato. He put it under his belt so it was infront of his crotch and visible. He said he was a dictator. Everyone was done with him.
Best
Fucking
Costume
Ever
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So I give him the potato. He put it under his belt so it was infront of his crotch and visible. He said he was a dictator. Everyone was done with him.
Best
Fucking
Costume
Ever
When you don't know some of the songs lyrics.. 16 comments
