Amphibious baby's 9 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
Keep politics away from my masturbation!
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Always found this cool 5 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
What about "I am the egg man." It's not a special phenomenon of the English language, it just seems cool because you don't think about it often. Of course emphasizing a word in a sentence changes the meaning of a sentence in a similar way that sarcasm changes the literal meaning of a sentence.
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You have been on for too long. Go to bed 6 comments
Sauce pls 4 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
hey, don't you diss tentacles. it's the vanilla sex of the non-vanilla sex world
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Plane door be ballin 4 comments
Bouncing bouncily 16 comments
How to Scare Dad (Spooky Story) 9 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
this is like a children's story from a different point of view. instead of the dad's perspective, it's the victims
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Aperiophobia (Spooky Story) 11 comments
Oh c'mon CNN you can do better than this 57 comments
Oh c'mon CNN you can do better than this 57 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
I think there's a reason toilets are white, it's so you can see when and where it needs to be cleaned.
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Where's the sword? 3 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
She's the sword. Anyone who can move her off the rock is given the title "king"
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This describes my sense of humor perfectly 3 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
"Is your arm okay?"
"My arm is fine"
"Your other arm"
"What other arm?"
Thank you GENE
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"My arm is fine"
"Your other arm"
"What other arm?"
Thank you GENE
Your first defense 8 comments
"Poketrainer used pound on Ditto" 6 comments
Debatable. 8 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
both are great shows. rick and morty helps to fill the hole that futurama left
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Watt on Earth are you doing?! 4 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
It's supposed to be the "ground" connection, usually a rod embedded in the earth to make it neutral. These people have put dirt/rocks in the bag to allude to a ground connection, but it's useless and might actually break something.
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The app works rarely, but it does work 2 comments
Stop burning grass, everyone has the right to life 10 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
in the post, sure. In real life, rabbit babies are hard to spot. it's their way of survival
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Watching with pleasure 4 comments
Wizardly profits 13 comments
under_fire
· 4 years ago
there's got to be at least some goblins who got a little selfish and decided to go rogue and start counterfeiting money, and there's probably also a division in the ministry and other magical facilities dedicated to money fraud, the magic society also has some parallels to muggle society, so what I'm really getting at is there's probably a magic mafia. Now that's a movie i wanna see.
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