Somebody's not happy

Look at that person about to jump

Honestly, I would be open with her about your desire to eat meat. She's your wife. You should feel comfortable expressing this concern to her. Who knows, maybe you both can come to some sort of agreement about when you can and cannot eat meat. My boyfriend and I do that with our soda intake. Good luck!

One of these is not like the others...

I'm sorry but this was hilarious

I got super tense while reading this. But I love the great ending!

The nose one though...

"What a feeling" O.o

Reminds me of Despicable Me

And floss lol

This made me cringe. Twice.

I see a giraffe too

Brush your teeth before you put on your clothes

The fourth one lol

I'm scared

Every. Single. Time.

I downloaded it. It's pretty cool.

I can't stand having that many notifications..once I get one I'm like.. must. read. now.