Honestly, I went to a lot of churches and they mainly rely on crowd mentality to draw in people to their cause

hope to find some diamonds tonight

There was even some from 4 years ago, from the Golden Age of FS.

Let us know if there's creeper virus or something

At least they're not dying of plagues

A guaranteed trip to Wonderland if consumed

We are the dumbest civilization ever according to someone who lives in the best age of civilization

Oh even worse, I ate everything to the bone

*cough* I confess that I once committed a crime of knowing what a dog's meat tastes like

Glad I'm thousand of miles away from there then

Trick Question. All our favorite characters always die

Why? Is Guardian full of idots?

(Meanwhile, in the background of the current scene...)
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!