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Memes (cue 15 comments saying "memes" ) 8 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Holy crap when I read this at first like 2 hours ago I legit thought "lacma" was some New variant of "ligma" I hadn't heard of. I didn't realize it was actually a place until just now
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Smart guy 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
What about an AwOo?
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I guess he only played a dumbass on Tv 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I don't have the energy to correct this in full detail again so short version:
He didn't "save" 6000 children. Ashton (along with Demi Moore) has helped with the development and implementation of a program that, at the time, had helped IDENTIFY around 6000 children that were victims of sex trafficking online.
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A few hundred of these children were actually removed from their situations.
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Currently their website says the number identified is up to over 10,000 and over 9,000 predators have been identified. And to be clear - this is still VERY important work. BUT saying 6000 children have been saved solely by Ashton is excruciatingly misleading.
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Ashton still works with the company as far as I know.
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It's called THORN.
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Waking up from coma 5 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
It's not. Apparently it actually happened. His kid did an interview on the radio about the incident and everything.
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I'm not sure the doctor actually was expecting a response. I didn't listen to the radio interview, but some people have said the doctor said something more akin to "how are you today, bugs?" After Mel responded the doctor also asked if tweety bird was around, to which Mel replied "I tawt I taw a puddy tat."
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He didn't fully recover for another 7 months though
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Smart guy 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
@zont analysis
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Indeed 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Half of all wrestling matches look like the honeymoon
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Formosan clouded leopard 10 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
"The moment of extinction is generally considered to be the death of the last individual of the species, although the capacity to breed and recover may have been lost before this point. Because a species' potential range may be very large, determining this moment is difficult, and is usually done retrospectively. This difficulty leads to phenomena such as Lazarus taxa, where a species presumed extinct abruptly "reappears" (typically in the fossil record) after a period of apparent absence."
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I was gonna do an explanation but wiki seems more concise ^
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This is a great day for music lovers everywhere, we just need Cardi B to do the same 1 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
But isn't she producing children now?
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Formosan clouded leopard 10 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
The leopard was spotted huh?
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Waking up from coma 5 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I thought this was a joke but apparently it isn't
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My gym teacher was bulky 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
apparently the shooter wasn't connected with the school in any way so far. He came into the school and went into a philosophy class in combat gear with a BPV, armed with explosives, a handgun, and the AK-47. He said people were trying to kill his family and demanded to be connected to whoever the heck somewhere in national security (or something).
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Somehow some students managed to call the gym teacher and told him there was a "problem." The teacher went into the classroom having no clue what he was walking into. He managed to subdue the gunman after the gunman turned his face towards the chalkboard. The gunman attempted to shoot him twice during the scuffle but missed both times. The teacher suffered several cuts on his hands and possible hearing issues from the gun being fired so close to his head
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Typical india 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
They might have been better off introducing some king cobras. Easier to spot at their size and they'd eat the other ones
DEATH 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Look the fellowship was away for a long time. We've got no idea what went on with the schools while they were away. Hobbiton might have run low on pipe weed
(Lol ty though - I'll add it to the right one)
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DEATH 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
So apparently the shooter wasn't connected with the school in any way so far. He came into the school and went into a philosophy class in combat gear with a BPV, armed with explosives, a handgun, and the AK-47. He said people were trying to kill his family and demanded to be connected to whoever the heck somewhere in national security (or something).
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Somehow some students managed to call the gym teacher and told him there was a "problem." The teacher went into the classroom having no clue what he was walking into. He managed to subdue the gunman after the gunman turned his face towards the chalkboard. The gunman attempted to shoot him twice during the scuffle but missed both times. The teacher suffered several cuts on his hands and possible hearing issues from the gun being fired so close to his head
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Maybe he did but only cause they gave him this plant 11 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Everything in Australia either will kill you, or will lead to you killing yourself
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True dat 2 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
As someone said: Twitter is the equivalent of letting a random homeless person barge into your house and scream insults at you, and then standing by to watch as they set your house on fire for disagreeing with them
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*smack* 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Those have been around for awhile I'm pretty sure? I used to get them anytime funsub picked up on it (which wasn't always)
None shall escape 7 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
The monuments have eyes
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YOLO!!! 12 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Spearheading anything is no good if no one is able to use the advancements made
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That's not a commentary on America also - wayyyy too tired to get into whatever cluster that discussion would inevitably become. Was more just a response to the concept in general
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May I have some lamp 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Mothfasa
Pears are the worst 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
He dissed a pear
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Still carrying 3 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
I see you did group projects in school as well
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Stop stalking the trash 4 comments
xvarnah · 4 years ago
Sometimes I check to make sure the crows or mice haven't gotten into it, does that count?
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