You should try having allergies lol

Don't let the sun go down on me

Years of psychological and physical abuse (combined with substance abuse) will do that to a person

I will be when I stop thinking about all of the things

Apologies to people that are already here. I'm lazy
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This sounds a bit unhinged haha but at least you're still having a good time

By this generic of a standard we could consider parents pedophiles for wiping their children's asses.
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Jared only insisted on keeping the guy company after the guy told him an exceedingly elaborate tale about how he was so cripplingly lonely and depressed that he was not only ashamed enough to lie about being on a date, but he was also more or less willing to act out having a date just to make himself feel better
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Jared could have just said "tough break" and fucked off, but instead he stuck around to make certain this person didn't feel so alone for at least a little while. He pushed for nothing else, and left again after

It knows your search history and it's judging you for it

Not attacked, just acknowledged on a personal level :P

Cardception

Makes sense

@MrsCollector

I was thinking brain bleach

Alas, that's not what the country referred to it as, so we are stuck with terminology that consistently causes people to respond with a mix between "I'm offended by the air you breathe" and "ACHTCHEWOLLY" lol

Probably true, but the country that the meme is actually referring to had what it considered a socialist government
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Meme wouldn't make a lot of sense if they said "your leukemia is caused by a lack of faith in capitalism"
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Meme also would have looked retarded if it had said "your leukemia is caused by a lack of faith in all different forms of government entity that have displayed any trace of corruption in the span of their existences" and/or "your leukemia is caused by a lack of faith in socialism/communism/capitaism/totalitarianism/imperialism/disneyism/etcism"

Speaking as a person that also possesses boobs, I can say boobs are squishy but they ain't a liquid either
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They'd have a full on nipple-ectomy and go down a cup size at least trying to squish through a hole that tight around the waist

How did they get their boobs through those holes

They can keep dreaming

Something angry people on Twitter call some other people