Xvarnah

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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
There is no trial in Ba sing se
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
Nothing like not wanting to charge your true love too much to sleep with you
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
You may fire when ready
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On the first day of predictive text my true love gave to me 48 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: a bottle of blood vessels that were inspected by the governor of the earth, and apparently this had an impact on the outcome of the trial error and an error and an error and an error and and error and
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...partridge in a bear tree
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You can't have your cake 11 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
I mean, if you want the police involved, sure.
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Just don't look the dead horse in the mouth
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Becoming whoever would have saved you 8 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
Apparently you needed an insomniac
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We must believe things will be okay 3 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
This is literally astrology horoscopes though
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*bites top of clothes tag pin* 18 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
^ this comment brought to you by: Experience
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Lämp 7 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
Mothy
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Oh dear 5 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
This looks like some insane torture device
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You can't have your cake 11 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
No sense beating around a dead bush
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Take a random stab in the back
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You can catch more flies with honey than a stick
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A bird in the hand is better than a chip on your shoulder
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You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him shit in the woods
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*bites top of clothes tag pin* 18 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
If it was a tongue how in heck would he take that picture?? (A question I don't really want the answer to)
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Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
CAUSE YOU ARE A DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET, ONLY SEVENTEEN
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Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
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Swan hugs 12 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
-peels all the skin and muscle from my face-
-Dons blue leotard and purple hood-
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I am not nice
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Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
I can still hear you say you would never break the chain
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Melatonin vs Caffeine 5 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
That's called my normal state of existence
Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
Aww you broke it
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This is what 7 months of hair growth looks like for me :) 17 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
I've learned that one of the key ways I identify people is by their hair, so if you hadn't told me this was the same person I probably wouldn't have caught on for a bit lol
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Anyway, very different looks, but you look great either way :)
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Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
(I wonder who it will be)
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Swan hugs 12 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
I do not identify as a snake-neck chicken
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Snake water 64 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
SMOKE ON THE WATER
And fire in the sky
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This is my plastic fork 2 comments
xvarnah · 2 years ago
Cut my life in two pieces
This is my plastic fork
Pepperoni
Some cheese and
They can deliver or you can eat-in
This is my plastic fork
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