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yoda

Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Shopping with kids is a weird experience 11 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I would constantly do this to my boyfriend... If I had one!

Who could it be? 13 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

But I thought it was Wonder Woman.

Add "in my ass" 227 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Knights of cydonia in my ass.

I guarantee you're gonna try it 4 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I'm British so I obviously have a British accent and I can say that every American I have ever met have no clue how to do a true British accent.

Fat heroes 43 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Hey, take pride in this I do. Offended YOU should be.

He turned the tables 9 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

You mean 'Fish'.

poor kitty *laugh* 8 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

A wonderful book but I have to say I prefer An Abundance of Katherines.

Ever wonder why it's called eggplant? 9 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

It's actually derived from the french word but yes, I am British.

Ever wonder why it's called eggplant? 9 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

No I haven't wondered that because I believe it is called an 'aubergine' not an 'egg plant'.

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A plateful of motivation 3 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Am I the only one who read this like "a kingdom of isolation" ?

Lost 5 cents 5 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Oh no!! Not mum's ham!

Be Yourself 3 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

"The most important is to be yourself"

Must be monday 9 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Makes perfect sense to me.

Its good to be Russian today 12 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Yeah. The guy has gold instead of white on his uniform.

Jack Sparrow approves 9 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I believe there should be a 'captain' somewhere in that title.

The wise & powerful Yoda 6 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

*Looks at title* Why thank you, but I think you forgot FABULOUS!!

I love the queen 5 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Unless it had chips. Then it's a cookie.

Crayons 6 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Mexico is in America though. It should be called the USA crayon or something along those lines.

Me in P.E. 12 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

At least the elephant can get it over its head in one go. I always get it stuck on my pony-tail.

Is African a religion. 86 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I am liking your comment just because of the bracketed bit.

Is African a religion. 86 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Black is technically a tone... Just like white and all shades of grey.

Is African a religion. 86 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Not a colour. You could try indigo though.

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Carved in a forest 18 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Don't even bring that film up. It will ALWAYS be too soon.

All of Tumblr is one wheel 25 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I actually tried to scroll past this.

Uk laws at their best 12 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Actually it's not the Houses of Parliament. Just the House of Lords.