And zero fucks were given that day. Once you get to this level, you know that this isn't a one time thing, this is a LIFESTYLE.

She looks like she is calculating how hard she has to Beyoncé in order to get away with murder.

Oh god why.

At least the dementors just want your soul. Umbridge tears your world asunder, shard by shard, and leaves you alive and intact enough to comprehend and mourn your own emotional death.

I never knew a candle could be intimidating.

I just give it to my baby brother. German tends to throw people off.

For a second there I thought Rambo and was very confused.

I wouldn't even know how to respond to that one.

Do a good deed! Help an old lady cross the street! Tell a stranger they look awesome! Give to the homeless! Give 'thank you' bj's! Give clothes to charity! You'll feel better! :)

I legitimately want to know what this is. And I REALLY want to touch it. It looks cold.

Two words. Ass. Purgers.
I'm so ashamed.

It worries me that she seems to be genuinely distraught.

Honestly, I think it's context and intent. Black, white, purple, blue yell ANYTHING with malicious intent at me and I'll end you.

I can't look at chicks without flinching because of a story my grandmother told me, because she's evil. She nonchalantly told me of the time her sister ( as a very young girl, mind you ) was pecked by a chick... She reciprocated by BITING OFF THEIR HEADS!!!! Have fun with that! :D