Looks like a parrot waxcap

“Attend a MLM marketing pitch” reminds me of my honeymoon in Vegas. We got got dragged into a timeshare pitch with the promise of tickets to a show, drink vouchers and a free dinner. We politely listened for an hour (they served us lunch), said no thanks and left with the show tickets.

I used to have a bumper sticker that said “We are everywhere.” There were no other stickers to provide context.

Or a stoned Carebear

I’m still waiting for the flamethrower.

Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

Shoestring: I love them all, but shoestring fries keep some of their crunch when you add toppings.

Shoestring: I love them all, but shoestring fries keep some of their crunch when you add toppings.

This is definitely Dracula’s vacation home.

I am beautifulfuture, god of my tequila and pineapple

Growing up, the ice cream truck in our neighborhood had a sign that said “Slow Children At Play”. Whenever we heard the truck coming, my brother and I would start running around in slow motion so that we could be the slow children at play.

The moray eel always looks like someone shoved ear plugs in its nose.

Business in the front, party in the back

Confession: I looked at this twice before I realized the horse was a cow.

From Macy Gray “I Try”
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
“I wear goggles” when you are not here

Years ago, working at a bank, the smokers were getting four or five ten minute breaks a day, but I wasn't getting any. So I brought some Bubbles and Bubble Wands with me, and started taking "bubble breaks" in full view of the CEO's office. My break was no more arbitrary than a smoker's break, but I was still surprised that I didn't get into any trouble.

This happened to me today

That's the most wonderful idea I've seen all day.

Didn't see that coming

Just FYI: The Nobel Prize committee doesnt release the names and information for nominees for 50 years from the time the person or group was nominated. So, it being 2016, we dont know yet who was nominated in 2007. We only know the winner.

He looks so pleased with himself.

The title got me. Well done!