That's Eli Roth on the left. Cabin Fever, Hostel, Planet Terror

Comic Sans? Looks like we have a badass

The stereotype holds up. Cats are dicks.

Breed that motherfucker!

Check out the following youtube channels then:
Top5s (usually creepy top 5 stuff)
MrNightmare (creepypastas or other spooky things)
DangerDolan (sometimes creepy countdowns)
SomeOrdinaryGamers (for their live deep web browsing, very creepy stuff)

It's not earth's moon though it seems. At least not the close side.

I'd wear a hazard suit too

It's because he's so unclean that he's sticky. It's all flat stuff with a lot of surface area sticking to him. They might even be plastic so they're lighter.

It's a 550 pixel wide image (or so), so you can't really see much difference. The only way to appreciate HD stuff is to see it in it's native HD resolution, that's the whole point. I love when they have blu-ray ads on regular dvds, and show a comparison. You totally can't tell.

That's some fine work

I've seen so many Ron Swanson memes but never seen the show or watched a clip so I have no idea what his voice sounds like.

Imagine the impact from what caused that crater. If there was ever life on that moon it's obviously all gone now.

"The internet is always right."
-An idiot

You must eat, sleep, breathe and shit pet hair

Dem shop skills

Or death powers if you're allergic

No it's blood flowing into you penis or clitoris

Is there any description other than majestic?

Michio Kaku is a very interesting person to listen to