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Am I the only one who thinks his towel looks like a penis?

Someone actually wrote that

Depending on your definition, there is somewhere between 45 and 106 not counting kanji (borrowed Chinese characters) of which there are several thousand

How does anyone have that much time?

I'm the type of person who eats two slices of pizza and is full. Not gonna drag down the team. Gonna stay home

I have that hammock! It's super comfy

I think it's her car. See the wrench in her hand?

*were*

Is there anything wrong with that?

I stole one of my dad's fleece ones *dreamy sigh*

Fermium, berkelium, curium
Gold, silver, platinum copper, iron, sulfur

I have a pair of grey converse. Also hiking boots and a pair if flip flops that are at least 5 years old maybe more.

I have an ipad and am still running ios 6 because I prefer the way it looks. I have checked all over the internet for legal and illegal ways to make ios 7/8 look like ios 6 but cydia doesn't work on the version of ios 8 that I would end up upgrading to. So I have to accept that I can't watch Netflix or edit google docs on my ipad.

What if google warned everyone months in advance and then went down for 24 hours to celebrate their 20/25 birthday?

My friend said their dog ate their homework and the teacher didn't believe them so they said they ate it and the teacher accepted that the dog ate their homework

I have a 6 foot long cord and a 6 foot long extension cord

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies.

If you ask for raspberry or some other sourish flavor then they cancel out a bit and it isn't so bad.

Is that Richard Hammond from Top Gear?

In 1914 a Serbian nationalist/ terrorist group decided that anything that hurts Austria helps us so they sent some assassins to kill archduke Ferdinand when he was on parade or something. 2 different assassins were given bombs and they didn't do anything. The third dude threw his bomb but it missed and hit the next car in the parade. The fourth dude swallowed a cyanide pill and jumped in the river but the cyanide was expired and the river was 7 inches/ 13 centimeters deep so he survived and went to prison. Archduke Ferdinand only died because later that day, the driver of his car makes a wrong turn and they bump into one of the assassins who was allegedly buying a sandwich when he saw his target and decided to shoot. Thus, following a series of arguments and alliances, world war 1 began.

Ohana means family and family means no one gets left behind

It's a really fat cat who is walking on an underwater treadmill so that the extra weight doesn't cause joint problems.

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You're gonna be the one that saves me.

If I hadn't cut off 14 inches of hair last month then maybe

I hope your favorite author dies without ever finishing the series

Are we doing this by coolness or what it represents?
If coolness, the ones to the right and left of Jango/Boba Fett
If what it represents, then bottom left, Monty Python FTW

Aaaaaaa can I snoofle their woofly boops?

CAAARAAALLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE

It originally represented the sun and then hitler tried to use it as his symbol but he got it backwards.

Lemme guess, Japan?

I refuse to like this