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Damn, Dreamworks, you scary! 23 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I just choked on my breath... Idk why this scared me. Imagine quietly diving, then encountering one of those. You smile at it, thinking it is a whale. Then your gears start working and your eyes widen. It is not a whale. You start to feel like you are losing your breath and then it sees you. And oh are you screwed now. You thought it was extinct, but no... Here it is. Just locking eyes with you. Aaaaaaand you are dead.
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I cry when this happens 7 comments
guest · 3 years ago
*screams*
*sets fire to assignment*
*watches it burn while eating a hot pocket*
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What if I'm crazy all along? 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Sometimes I am scared I am constantly screaming or making sounds and everyone knows and wants to treat me normal.
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Kids were asked about marriage and their answers are priceless 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh gosh the last two
The world is destroying itself 38 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The world isn't destroying itself.... We are destroying the world...
I doughnut tan nicely 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I doughnut see the problem here. You still look glazing hot.
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I think navy looks nice 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Try ballet pink, tints of lilac, with a whole bunch of galaxy colors
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DJ Dead Things 269 comments
guest · 3 years ago
DJ Anxiety
DJ Sanity
DJ Paranoia
DJ Living
DJ Stress
DJ Requited Love
DJ Unrequited Love
DJ Lonesome
DJ Reality
DJ Creativity
DJ Myself
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All things Marvel and DC (Facts) 26 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Aaaaaaand then there's deadpool
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anyone from EU? 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Everyone's like heck yeah Germany is the best!
And then there is Greece.
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How to ask a girl out? 17 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This sounds like the type of relationship advice Karkat would give to Equis for Nepeta. You can't convince me of any other ship that goes good with her and him. Because that would be bull crap to me.
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Role playing floofs 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I really like the Russian Blue Thief
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Disney Hero/Villain Faceswap 20 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Please don't do this anymore
John Green and Taylor Swift 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This... This is actually really cute... Taylohn Grift or Jaylor Sween
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I'm fine.. *screams* 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
They are fine.... Because they someone will unstick them.
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What is the saddest short story? 93 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I never loved you
I don't trust you
I don't care anymore
I don't believe you
She's not here anymore
She was long gone
You're not welcome here
You are not family
Oh, its just you
This is the end
The journey is over
This is a goodbye
It's just a book
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There are two types of people when eating ice cream 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I eat the chocolate first.
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Perfectly timed photo 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When your frog just suddenly enters hypermode
We are terrifying...isn't it cool. 23 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I know it is there behind me, I can still feel it. The elders had warned me about the human. But I didn't listen. I didn't care. Oh god... how I wished I had just stayed with them. I can hear it... I can see it. how does it manage to go this far just to get to m?. This is outrageous. I start running. That's it. I don't want to end up an experiment. All I can hear are the crunching of leaves beneath my feet, and my racing heart beat. I can't keep on running like this. I will die if I don't eat any food soon.
I can feel my lungs burning from lack of oxygen. I need to stop. I turn sharp corners to be able to get away. And still, I can feel it. I turn around. It's not there. The human is not there. I'm safe. Yes... I'm safe... I need help. I need treatment. I will have to do so tomorrow though. The sky's dark. I need sleep. Laying down on the ground, I cover myself with leaves, then... I sleep.
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I open an eye. I look around. It is all calm until I see it. I freeze. I'm dead...
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Who remembers Takeshi's Castle? 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I need this back..
Erasers, erasers everywhere! 54 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Woooow I found my innocence!!!!
Oh look, here is my dead bird.
I wonder what else is there.
*falls in box.* *enters othe dimension*
Frick! I found my pencils. Why the heck arethere are there so many pencils!?
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I've always wondered about this 12 comments
guest · 3 years ago
My poetry teacher has a wife that was born on a leap year. She finally turned 19.
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Unicorns and Virgins 9 comments
guest · 3 years ago
A hymen can break even if you use a tampon. Even if you are a virgin. A hymen is a very thin piece of tissue that can easily break
The best Kardashian photo ever 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME"
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Yes, actually 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That girl. She has my same first name.
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The "Milkshakes" they have in Australia 30 comments
guest · 3 years ago
You can almost taste the diabetes from all the way over there
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Dude, can you leave us alone. Please! 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Hooman, could you not?
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Which game was it in your case? 40 comments
guest · 3 years ago
OFF
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Franklin and Anon (No WM) 29 comments
guest · 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure I didn't cry because I don't have a heart. Jeez, what is wrong with me...
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Describe white people in 4 words 15 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Bread is too sweet
100% accurate truths about reading 16 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Fact one is wrong, I'm still a very awkward person to be round with or to have a conversation with
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How long would it take to fix this road in your country? 25 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Italy, 25 years, then it would fall apart, crumbling under the starry sky
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Timber 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Oh my go- I get it.. Because the timber instead of- ooooh-- haha... And it's a log... And he's a lumber jack... Hehe
Save the cows 58 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Wtf...
Always forgive 11 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Okie
The worst one minute of your childhood. 27 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Our teacher had this thing where there are 10 of these sheets with the problems on it. Like each time we would do get 90% or higher correct, we'd get a part to our ice cream sundae. Like, the easiest to get was the bowl, then the banana, the whip cream, the ice cream balls, the dressing, and then the cherry on top. The hardest to get was the frickin cherry. But guess what who got a full sundae? Me
Mantain eye contact 24 comments
guest · 3 years ago
...wow... This is why we never get anything nice...
Swoooon 2 comments
guest · 3 years ago
How I friggin hit on people
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Ch-ch-ch--c-choo-ch-choo 13 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"Get ready for a huge load."
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Rekt jap 20 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"Jap" is really offensive just saying...
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Meet Australia's more awesome eagle 34 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Reason 2736541829028 why I shouldn't live in Australia
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I guess it's just about how you were raised 29 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Personally, I find it normal to kiss parents on the lips. Just like touch lips, nothing else. Maybe it's where we are born or how we are raised. I was born and raised as an Italian, and as you know, most Italians are very comfortable with one another. So it's normal for us.
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All hail his royalty 30 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Me. I'm the friend.
i'll just leave this here... 8 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Many were probably reading this in different tones of voice depending on his position
If you didn't exhale thru your nose you're dead inside 28 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Wait. Some seriously didn't know? How do you think you open a can? Any can!? Wait, you use a can opener? Oh my g- why!? But also a quick did you know: that is actually used for a straw holder as well.
Good thing he remembered!! 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
This is disgusting, why would any angel in their right mind wear CROCS!?
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It's my birthday today! :) 25 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Happy birthda . It's my sister's birthday as well!
Woman in field 10 comments
guest · 3 years ago
"You didn't see nothing. Nothiiiiiiiing..... *dissapears in field again*
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Just good stories 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
But the point is... You still don't want all those to end. It would be like a part of your (*cough* nonexisting *cough*)soul just died. Savor that relationship. Peace!
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Just good stories 18 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Idk why I started crying. Maybe it's because I thought I was actually part of their world, maybe because I hated the phrase "it's just a story", or maybe because I can't forget that they had made me feel these particular emotions. But maybe I'm just stupid. Yep stupid. Definitely the last choice. I'm stupid. It's strange how I make it sound like a relationship right now, but that's what a fandom is. A relationship. It could be like harry potter, a sweet and adventurous relationship that made you cry a few times but you were sad when it ended. It could be like Sherlock BBC, a relationship full of ups and downs, but when it ended, it left you wanted more than what you were left with. It could be like star wars, an on and off relationship where you think it ended, but it keeps coming back. Or it cOULD BE LIKE HOMESTUCK. A RELATIONSHIP YOU ADORE BUT ARE SO ASHAMED ON EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE CUZ IT'S LOITERALLY DISTROYING YUOUR SOCIAL LIFE.
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