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I just choked on my breath... Idk why this scared me. Imagine quietly diving, then encountering one of those. You smile at it, thinking it is a whale. Then your gears start working and your eyes widen. It is not a whale. You start to feel like you are losing your breath and then it sees you. And oh are you screwed now. You thought it was extinct, but no... Here it is. Just locking eyes with you. Aaaaaaand you are dead.

*screams*
*sets fire to assignment*
*watches it burn while eating a hot pocket*

Sometimes I am scared I am constantly screaming or making sounds and everyone knows and wants to treat me normal.

Oh gosh the last two

The world isn't destroying itself.... We are destroying the world...

I doughnut see the problem here. You still look glazing hot.

Try ballet pink, tints of lilac, with a whole bunch of galaxy colors

DJ Anxiety
DJ Sanity
DJ Paranoia
DJ Living
DJ Stress
DJ Requited Love
DJ Unrequited Love
DJ Lonesome
DJ Reality
DJ Creativity
DJ Myself

Aaaaaaand then there's deadpool

Everyone's like heck yeah Germany is the best!
And then there is Greece.

This sounds like the type of relationship advice Karkat would give to Equis for Nepeta. You can't convince me of any other ship that goes good with her and him. Because that would be bull crap to me.

I really like the Russian Blue Thief

Please don't do this anymore

This... This is actually really cute... Taylohn Grift or Jaylor Sween

They are fine.... Because they someone will unstick them.

I never loved you
I don't trust you
I don't care anymore
I don't believe you
She's not here anymore
She was long gone
You're not welcome here
You are not family
Oh, its just you
This is the end
The journey is over
This is a goodbye
It's just a book

I eat the chocolate first.

When your frog just suddenly enters hypermode

I know it is there behind me, I can still feel it. The elders had warned me about the human. But I didn't listen. I didn't care. Oh god... how I wished I had just stayed with them. I can hear it... I can see it. how does it manage to go this far just to get to m?. This is outrageous. I start running. That's it. I don't want to end up an experiment. All I can hear are the crunching of leaves beneath my feet, and my racing heart beat. I can't keep on running like this. I will die if I don't eat any food soon.
I can feel my lungs burning from lack of oxygen. I need to stop. I turn sharp corners to be able to get away. And still, I can feel it. I turn around. It's not there. The human is not there. I'm safe. Yes... I'm safe... I need help. I need treatment. I will have to do so tomorrow though. The sky's dark. I need sleep. Laying down on the ground, I cover myself with leaves, then... I sleep.
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I open an eye. I look around. It is all calm until I see it. I freeze. I'm dead...

I need this back..

Woooow I found my innocence!!!!
Oh look, here is my dead bird.
I wonder what else is there.
*falls in box.* *enters othe dimension*
Frick! I found my pencils. Why the heck arethere are there so many pencils!?

My poetry teacher has a wife that was born on a leap year. She finally turned 19.

A hymen can break even if you use a tampon. Even if you are a virgin. A hymen is a very thin piece of tissue that can easily break

"WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME"

That girl. She has my same first name.

You can almost taste the diabetes from all the way over there

Hooman, could you not?

OFF

I'm pretty sure I didn't cry because I don't have a heart. Jeez, what is wrong with me...

Bread is too sweet

Fact one is wrong, I'm still a very awkward person to be round with or to have a conversation with

Italy, 25 years, then it would fall apart, crumbling under the starry sky

Oh my go- I get it.. Because the timber instead of- ooooh-- haha... And it's a log... And he's a lumber jack... Hehe

Wtf...

Okie

Our teacher had this thing where there are 10 of these sheets with the problems on it. Like each time we would do get 90% or higher correct, we'd get a part to our ice cream sundae. Like, the easiest to get was the bowl, then the banana, the whip cream, the ice cream balls, the dressing, and then the cherry on top. The hardest to get was the frickin cherry. But guess what who got a full sundae? Me

...wow... This is why we never get anything nice...

How I friggin hit on people

"Jap" is really offensive just saying...

Reason 2736541829028 why I shouldn't live in Australia

Personally, I find it normal to kiss parents on the lips. Just like touch lips, nothing else. Maybe it's where we are born or how we are raised. I was born and raised as an Italian, and as you know, most Italians are very comfortable with one another. So it's normal for us.

Me. I'm the friend.

Many were probably reading this in different tones of voice depending on his position

Wait. Some seriously didn't know? How do you think you open a can? Any can!? Wait, you use a can opener? Oh my g- why!? But also a quick did you know: that is actually used for a straw holder as well.

This is disgusting, why would any angel in their right mind wear CROCS!?

Happy birthda . It's my sister's birthday as well!

"You didn't see nothing. Nothiiiiiiiing..... *dissapears in field again*

Idk why I started crying. Maybe it's because I thought I was actually part of their world, maybe because I hated the phrase "it's just a story", or maybe because I can't forget that they had made me feel these particular emotions. But maybe I'm just stupid. Yep stupid. Definitely the last choice. I'm stupid. It's strange how I make it sound like a relationship right now, but that's what a fandom is. A relationship. It could be like harry potter, a sweet and adventurous relationship that made you cry a few times but you were sad when it ended. It could be like Sherlock BBC, a relationship full of ups and downs, but when it ended, it left you wanted more than what you were left with. It could be like star wars, an on and off relationship where you think it ended, but it keeps coming back. Or it cOULD BE LIKE HOMESTUCK. A RELATIONSHIP YOU ADORE BUT ARE SO ASHAMED ON EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT. IT MAKES YOU WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL AND DIE CUZ IT'S LOITERALLY DISTROYING YUOUR SOCIAL LIFE.