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Who else immediately licked their teeth? 15 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You... You... You can't disagree to facts. That's like your wife telling you she's pregnant and you saying "I disagree". As the first guest said, they are not bones, but are apart of the skeletal system. The skeletal system is more than just bones, dear.
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
Whale's tail slaps bird 15 comments
If The World Doesn 25 comments
Yes drag her by that hairdo 12 comments
Lack of crackers 6 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You crackalaughin'.
I know this post is two years old but I couldn't resist making this joke.
I know this post is two years old but I couldn't resist making this joke.
If Titanic sunk in 2016 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
So technically, if you are trans woman or gender fluid or whatever and identify as a female, you wouldn't be put on the boat.
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If Titanic sunk in 2016 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I think, but don't quote me, that they have women and children first bacause the children are the next generation, and the women have children to create the next generation.
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"Sorry boss there was traffic." 4 comments
When you legitimately have nothing to do 5 comments
Every dad shows his love in his own way 14 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I'm certain she's glad she can hear. But it just adds a cherry on top when her dad is supporting her. So you can't be happy for the poor girl? Asshole.
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Wise words 5 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
So since I have a dog, I'm mentally unstable? You haven't even met half of the world dog people, so you know nothing.
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Lies parents tell their children 18 comments
Just the usual 20 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
as a black female, because a black person thinks all white people are racists and generally terrible people, that doesn't mean it's true. Just like all black people aren't rapists or criminals.
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So... Just balls then? 17 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Me, I'm not bothered by the meatless stuff. That's fine. What I'm bothered with is that they still call the MEATballs MEATballs even after they stated its not a MEATball???
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She's honest though 2 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
How come the girls in the background remain frozen in the first and last gifs?
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Probably not a true story anyway. But interesting 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Wait, but that's just an excuse to stiff her out of a tip! Yes he's the son of a woodcutter, but what does that have to do with anything???
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*Anti-Trump Title* 15 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
So murdering thousands of Jews by torture in concentration camps causing pain and destruction in Germany is better than Trumps Stupid ass speeches?
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The Twilight cast 4 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Uh, that's obvious. If in the book you had a large, black man, and then in the movies it was a tiny, white man, that wouldn't make much sense at all. It could change the whole story.
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Well there goes my heart 16 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Why would it cause accidents? It's not like it's in the middle of the road, for people to crash into. (And yes, I understand that y'all probably mean that it's a distraction.)
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Sesame street fruit bowls 5 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Actually If it looked that good I wouldn't want to eat it because I wouldn't want to ruin their perfect fruity faces.
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Unoriginal "I Can't Think of a Title" Title 45 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Wait, so if a child was to be in love with an old man and the feeling was mutual that would be okay?
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we're going to miss you when you leave Obama.. 17 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
But Obama is dark-skinned. So he's being depicted truthfully. Therefore, he is black.
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Dang I don't want to do my homework 3 comments
His name was leonard matlovich 7 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Is anything original? Seriously? Obviously it's a repost. Shit circulates around the internet over and over again.
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Because books are too mainstream 4 comments
Die a virgin 19 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Spot the asexual. Oh wait, we already did. And we didn't ask to find it, either.
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Here, have some vitamin L (should I start posting this daily?) 30 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Stop posting the same damn thing. "Oh look another fake story" wow cool I think it doesn't matter if it's real or fake; it's the Internet, man.
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Secret letter prank 2 comments
Not gay but still great 5 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Can you stop posting this same thing? It's a nice post. That's all that matters.
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Pretty sure he didn't see that coming 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
You have no way of knowing if they are true or false.
"It's like a fictional book- it probably didn't happen, but we enjoy it anyway."
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"It's like a fictional book- it probably didn't happen, but we enjoy it anyway."
How all bullying should be handled the first time. 24 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Well, this is a pretty mild way of punishing her. You have to punish the child some way or they are going to think they can get away with it everytime.
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Terrorist cup guy 5 comments
*insert clever witty title here* 10 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Like I said a million times, tumblr stories are like fictional books, they probably never happened, but we enjoy them anyway.
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O.O Crap! 12 comments
Paco the Chihuahua has killed 36 people as of today 8 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Changed his name because he has a lot more stuff than danger Dolan on his channel
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Why can’t this be the social norm instead of lying and pretending 5 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
...you would also fall under that category by commenting "attention whore". Ironic, isn't it?
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I guess we do know now... 4 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Guys, think of it like a fictional book. It didn't happen, but we like it anyway.
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