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Who else immediately licked their teeth? 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You... You... You can't disagree to facts. That's like your wife telling you she's pregnant and you saying "I disagree". As the first guest said, they are not bones, but are apart of the skeletal system. The skeletal system is more than just bones, dear.
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A chinese middle school student learning English 65 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I wonder what she thinks the last line means...
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Never forget. 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Oops.
Funny tweets 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How does on explai
Whale's tail slaps bird 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
There's nothing wrong with posting on a post really really late.
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If The World Doesn 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
July 12th, 2016. Humanity still lives. Faith in humanity long lost, though.
Yes drag her by that hairdo 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Maybe because it's a joke and you just don't find it humorous.
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He Didn't Hare Him Coming 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No, it's a hare. Can't you read?!!!!11!?
My new superhero 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
M'leg. *tips fedora*
Lack of crackers 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You crackalaughin'.
I know this post is two years old but I couldn't resist making this joke.
If Titanic sunk in 2016 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So technically, if you are trans woman or gender fluid or whatever and identify as a female, you wouldn't be put on the boat.
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If Titanic sunk in 2016 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think, but don't quote me, that they have women and children first bacause the children are the next generation, and the women have children to create the next generation.
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"Sorry boss there was traffic." 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
When there's too many spongebob memes *insert spongegar meme*
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When you legitimately have nothing to do 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If make them the godparents, lol. That's dedication right there.
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Every dad shows his love in his own way 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm certain she's glad she can hear. But it just adds a cherry on top when her dad is supporting her. So you can't be happy for the poor girl? Asshole.
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Wise words 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So since I have a dog, I'm mentally unstable? You haven't even met half of the world dog people, so you know nothing.
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Lies parents tell their children 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Cookie dough has eggs in it. Eggs can cause salmonella. Salmonella=sickness.
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Just the usual 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
as a black female, because a black person thinks all white people are racists and generally terrible people, that doesn't mean it's true. Just like all black people aren't rapists or criminals.
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So... Just balls then? 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Me, I'm not bothered by the meatless stuff. That's fine. What I'm bothered with is that they still call the MEATballs MEATballs even after they stated its not a MEATball???
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She's honest though 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How come the girls in the background remain frozen in the first and last gifs?
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Probably not a true story anyway. But interesting 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait, but that's just an excuse to stiff her out of a tip! Yes he's the son of a woodcutter, but what does that have to do with anything???
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*Anti-Trump Title* 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So murdering thousands of Jews by torture in concentration camps causing pain and destruction in Germany is better than Trumps Stupid ass speeches?
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The Twilight cast 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Uh, that's obvious. If in the book you had a large, black man, and then in the movies it was a tiny, white man, that wouldn't make much sense at all. It could change the whole story.
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Well there goes my heart 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why would it cause accidents? It's not like it's in the middle of the road, for people to crash into. (And yes, I understand that y'all probably mean that it's a distraction.)
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Sesame street fruit bowls 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually If it looked that good I wouldn't want to eat it because I wouldn't want to ruin their perfect fruity faces.
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Unoriginal "I Can't Think of a Title" Title 45 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wait, so if a child was to be in love with an old man and the feeling was mutual that would be okay?
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we're going to miss you when you leave Obama.. 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
But Obama is dark-skinned. So he's being depicted truthfully. Therefore, he is black.
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Dang I don't want to do my homework 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No... It's spelled correctly on the paper.
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His name was leonard matlovich 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is anything original? Seriously? Obviously it's a repost. Shit circulates around the internet over and over again.
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Because books are too mainstream 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Why create a study guide when you can BE the study guide?
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Die a virgin 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Spot the asexual. Oh wait, we already did. And we didn't ask to find it, either.
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Here, have some vitamin L (should I start posting this daily?) 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Stop posting the same damn thing. "Oh look another fake story" wow cool I think it doesn't matter if it's real or fake; it's the Internet, man.
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John Barrowman is a treasure :) 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes, from the show Arrow.
Secret letter prank 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Holy shit, that's epic. Can someone confirm the authenticity of this?
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Not gay but still great 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Can you stop posting this same thing? It's a nice post. That's all that matters.
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Pretty sure he didn't see that coming 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You have no way of knowing if they are true or false.
"It's like a fictional book- it probably didn't happen, but we enjoy it anyway."
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Only good at drawing eyes 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well look, it's me guys!
5 year old stays calm, trying to save her dad's life 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And a nice name, I might add.
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5 year old stays calm, trying to save her dad's life 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's a pretty common name.
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Why hello there 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Or he has a hand growing out of his stomach.
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How all bullying should be handled the first time. 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, this is a pretty mild way of punishing her. You have to punish the child some way or they are going to think they can get away with it everytime.
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Terrorist cup guy 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I can see what he means though. I actually am getting anxiety
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*insert clever witty title here* 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Like I said a million times, tumblr stories are like fictional books, they probably never happened, but we enjoy them anyway.
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Omg, make it stop! 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So go somewhere. Dislike and move on.
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O.O Crap! 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's nice, dear. That's not relevant to this post at all though, thanks.
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Paco the Chihuahua has killed 36 people as of today 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Changed his name because he has a lot more stuff than danger Dolan on his channel
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Why can’t this be the social norm instead of lying and pretending 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
...you would also fall under that category by commenting "attention whore". Ironic, isn't it?
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I guess we do know now... 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Guys, think of it like a fictional book. It didn't happen, but we like it anyway.
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Googled 'Best Gaming Mouse' was not disappointed 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I mean, we still aren't disappointed in the picture now, are we?
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Love Jason Statham 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Woah! How did you do that!
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