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On Like Donkey Kong 4 comments
savage_demmigod · 17 hours ago
You've got this, I believe in you
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Sigh. This is the right answer 1 comments
shepard530 · 16 hours ago
I'll give them a smaller tip than I would great service, but still a reasonable amount. Poor service gets a 15% tip, good service will get somewhere between 15-20, and great service will get something 20 or above.
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It works bros 6 comments
mia_linay · 16 hours ago
It literally says "face stretch" as the filter :D
Could've at least cropped it
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 65 comments
xvarnah · 15 hours ago
"Almost laughed myself to tears
Conjuring her deepest fears
Must have stabbed her 50 times
Ripped her heart out right before her eyes"
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Bro, it's just a potato 5 comments
karlboll · 15 hours ago
LoL .. all my life I've seen people, politicians, priests and general asshats argue, quite successfully I might add, against my rights as a queer. Seeing people lose it over shit like this and cry because transpeople exist is the funniest shit ever and I don't feel the least bit sad for them. I'll drink their tears from a cocktail glass with a squeeze of lime, a splash of Vermouth and a fancy umbrella.
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shidd 5 comments
dr_richard_ew · 14 hours ago
So my gender is brain?
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“Teach Peace”, not Hate 3 comments
scatmandingo · 10 hours ago
Teace Peach!
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shidd 5 comments
scatmandingo · 10 hours ago
Damn. In that case my gender is still shit.
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Me leaving a comment like 2 comments
mia_linay · 23 hours ago
Lmao it do be like that lol
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I'm not controversial: your mum is 4 comments
mia_linay · 23 hours ago
Your title offended me, go die
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He hungers for the foot 5 comments
xvarnah · 18 hours ago
She chomp the foot
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yum 15 comments
mia_linay · 18 hours ago
Lobsters are scorpion mermaids and you can't tell me otherwise
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It’s my birthday today muchachos, and I have dyed my hair. 15 comments
nelson · 57 minutes ago
Once more around the sun
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Why don't we murder more white people? 21 comments
xvarnah · 17 hours ago
This isn't meant to be inflammatory, or accusatory or anything else - I'm genuinely just curious
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If the title had been "why don't we murder more black people," would you have asked for background info?
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It works bros 6 comments
thatguyyouknow · 17 hours ago
I hope its not contagious
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Uhm, Bruce .. ? 1 comments
shepard530 · 17 hours ago
Groovy.
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 65 comments
demryn · 17 hours ago
Mary had a little bit of a problem with her last night and she was very excited about it for a few days
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Played "Kids Against Maturity" on Christmas and my 13-yr-old throws this one down 65 comments
mia_linay · 17 hours ago
Cakelover doesn't give... A dam. Hehe.
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Why don't we murder more white people? 21 comments
mia_linay · 16 hours ago
Of course :D
I also would've asked if it was just "Why don't we murder more people?"
I want to know her reasoning and how it makes sense in her twisted mind, and if it's a provocative question and she tells you why we don't do that or if she wants people to do that, and if so, why didn't she start by murdering people herself? Or did she...?
All of those questions would've arisen even without the context of racism, I'm pretty sure.
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Got a greeting loicense madame? 6 comments
mia_linay · 16 hours ago
And just like that, my mum got turned into an elderly British lady
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