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Fact check: it fake

True, though.

Well, Dr Michael Baden is about to commit suicide with 2 bullets to the back of the head

Well damn. There is something my crappy desk chair can do better than I can.

Holy fuck. Nice one.

Is the bot getting more advanced and now switches the site name to “FS” in the titles?

Then he would make me slices of bread with jam or nutella, chat with me for 5-10 mins while i eat, and put me back to bed.
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on him; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "Fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

They look like they use the scooters at WalMart.

There's 5 there. Is one not a pumpkin?

Don't get me wrong.
There are women out there who are stronger than men.
But jesus

Hehe

When you're revealing some serious nasty shit, but after years nobody cares anymore because they are busy arguing about feminism and refugees and you are going into a murican jail because nobody gives a f**k that you gave up your life and wife just to tell people the truth
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Batman is an overrated asshole who writers use to display their worst instincts.

ok boomer.

This is what 12 year olds think is gonna happen while they're getting along with 45 year old men on Roblox

That's fucking great. I love him even more now