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Serves him right.

It'd be better if he landed ass first on a cactus, but this is nice consolation.

What dick would just yeet cats out and watch them die, they ain't gonna land on their feet and live you moron, they gonna fly straight to heaven. >:(

cats would probably keep going in and out for absolutely no reason

Congratulations, you played yourself!

if it's the opposite of "fly me to the moon", a really good name would be "Toss me into the sun"

Teen Vogue does, and did, some legit reporting. They don't talk down to their audience and understand that they may be teenagers, but they aren't stupid.

That was a smooth landing

I might be a dick for this but that kid is way too old to be writing "shoses"

Fox and Vox are equally bad.
But the truth is probably boring and bad for ratings

Funny, all I have is negative thoughts when I work overtime lol

No trust us we all see it. But so many bots repost we just all fucking gave up.

*C R O N C H*

It’s never too early to begin your career strategy.

Whenever @guest_ comments.

Here's an Amazon review for the plush toy that is relatively insane but worth the read and idk if they're serious or not: "I love this toy. It's super cute, both in turkey mode and kitten mode.
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I'm already a hello kitty fan, but I'd imagine even if you didn't like hello kitty, but were even mildly interested in turkeys you would enjoy this toy.
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This toy makes a lot of sense. The kitty is eating a drumstick, which makes a ton of sense. You can flip the cat inside out and stuff the turkey in her head, or vise versa, you can even flip it halfway and have a kitty body and a turkey head. That makes sense too.
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This toy is soft, which doesn't effect how fun it is, but is a nice added bonus. The bow fell off while vigorously stuffing the cat back inside the turkey, but that seems like it was inevitable. Also it was easy to sew back on. I recommend buying some red thread and a needle with this toy, and it will last you a long time!"

He's a gem