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Why are there still people like this 23 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, the tumblr comment was absolutely unnecesary. The conversation itself would've made a good point simply about how absurdly, even ridiculously hypocritical some people are, but tumblr feminists ruined it, as they ruin everything else.
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I really, really love dogs. (And cats) 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Ghost! Ghostfacersssss!
(Referring to username)
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Apple FTW? 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh, I see. I don't use it so I don't know :)
Apple FTW? 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Like what apps? And emojis are a pretty small thing but I guess you're right, but I wouldn't consider buying an overpriced phone over it.
Apple FTW? 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
@guest so they pay more for less? Hmm, sounds about right.
@needmorec4 what features do you mean? I have an iPad (got it as a gift) and an Android phone, and it seems just about the same except for the stuff I described.
Apple FTW? 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Because the OS is made for dummies. It won't let your phone/computer/tablet/whatever get viruses because it doesn't allow 3rd party programmes. It won't let you go further than its (very limited) functions, it won't let you fuck something up. It's made for idiots and idiots buy it.
I can see the appeal, I suppose, after all it is extremely easy to use, but for anyone with at least basic tech knowledge it just isn't enough, and for anyone with common sense it's overpriced af. Limited things for limited people, I guess.
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He missed you 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
He looks so happy :3
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Let me be inside you 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wow, poor girl.
I can't imagine what it must be like to live without a sense of humor.
How to ruin a wedding 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*idiots who happen to be straight
But don't worry, they'll die soon, cause minions are cancer
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Everyone loves this Joker, but what's with the gold teeth 23 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Ugh you guys fuck off with this judgmental bullshit. Have you even see the movie? If yes, did you like it? If not, shut up with the judging until after you've seen it. Jared Leto has proven himself many times as a great actor but you'll shun the entire movie because of a few tattoos and silver teeth? Oh give me a break.
(Ledger fanboys who keep comparing the two even though they are both quite different approaches to the character of Joker are the worst.)
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Are leggings pants? 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
In the case of leggings, common sense. In the case of anything else, you don't have to conform to anyone's beliefs but they have the right to express them.
The mystery is solved now 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Reminds me of that one The Simpsons episode. You know where Bart got funny accessories super glued to his face or something like that.
(I haven't watched the show in years pls don't judge me)
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Let me be inside you 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well the human body is like 80% water and all of your muscles and your brain and everything basically floats in water so...is water inside you or are you inside water?
(will I get a PhD for this)
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this would be awesome, but we're lazy motherf*ckers 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Well...there are the Amish.
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Are leggings pants? 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes because what guys love the most is getting a random boner in public.
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So many seizures in a lifetime 48 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
What? Isn't cannabis oil THC-free? Or am I confusing it with hemp oil?
In any case, yes some people are just potheads but apart from the THC found in it, cannabis has many other chemicals in it that are bloody miraculous for one's health. My grandma used to suffer from bad lower back pain, but she got a lot better when she started rubbing cannabis balm on it.
I suppose it all depends upon whether you bought the oil from a pharmacy or from a dealer...
Also guest #2 has a point with the alcohol thing. As a non-drinker, I feel a lot of pressure from my friends and family. "We're celebrating, you should drink with us!" Uh, no, I actually like my liver, thank you very much. If alcohol was invented today it'd be branded a drug and made illegal.
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Is Madonna even alive anymore or 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
When Madonna dies J-Lo will take her place, I guarantee it.
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Are leggings pants? 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I bet he wouldn't complain if a girl with a nice ass was wearing them.
But anyway, I agree with the general statement. I think the most decent thing you can do if you're a leggings fan is to wear them with a dress/very long top. The only time I wear leggings is at home, cause they're really comfy. And even then I wear a long T-shirt over them.
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Why don't they make them like this anymore? 24 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Actually wasn't Aristotle executed for "poisoning the youth's minds" or something like that? Or was it Socrates... I don't know, but the point is people complained and will complain about anything, anytime. I don't like "swag" but I also don't like to be treated as a crippled subhuman who can't do anything herself, because of some "chivalry" concept.
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Puberty, You Are Hilarious But That's Enough 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I thought my puberty will end at like 17 but when I turned 17 I was still ugly af and I'm only starting to look like a human being at 19. Wtf, amirite?
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Puberty, You Are Hilarious But That's Enough 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
We've had one, yes, but what about second puberty?
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i haven't been here for a while so hi! 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That awkward feeling when a hot guy passes you and a smelly obese old man with a wart big as a penny on his face sits next to you.
Happens to me all the time. I guess I'm not as pretty as mommy says ;–;
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Confirmed. Picture is accurate 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Speaking of doggos, I'm on vacation right now and I just bought some salami and fed a local stray dog who was so thin you could see his ribcage. He was looking at me all shy-like and then walked away as if he was looking for something/someone. I know it probably means nothing on the big scale but I like to think I helped this poor doggo.
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Don't do that in front of bartenders 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
"Don't do that in front of bartenders."
How about you don't do that at all....?....
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Confirmed. Picture is accurate 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The eyebrows though